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Old 11-02-2010, 07:41 PM   #16
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If your with a girl that's halfway decent you should have a boner.

I get a raging boner everytime I'm within 5 feet of a female.
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:43 PM   #17
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I remember having a boner in the middle of a class in high school and I had to give a powerpoint. I got up there and people started to notice almost immediately. I don't even remember why I had a boner...
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:44 PM   #18
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:44 PM   #19
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I remember having a boner in the middle of a class in high school and I had to give a powerpoint. I got up there and people started to notice almost immediately. I don't even remember why I had a boner...
Did you have a boner already or you got one in the middle of your presentation?
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:46 PM   #20
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Did you have a boner already or you got one in the middle of your presentation?
I had one already, and I kept putting my hands in my pockets in weird ways to try and hide it.... bad idea...
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:48 PM   #21
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I had one already, and I kept putting my hands in my pockets in weird ways to try and hide it.... bad idea...
Powerpoint, should have told the teacher you need the lights off.
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:49 PM   #22
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Yeah, what kinda amateur shit is that? You're trying to hide the boner while also not being able to see in the dark and you don't realize your massive boner is hovering over the projector blocking the light and casting a shadow on the screen. Holy shit that's hilarious.
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:51 PM   #23
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Old 11-02-2010, 08:13 PM   #24
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so I had this early seminar today. Got to class and sat down in my chair. For some reason I had the biggest erection ever without actually in the process of getting a bj or something. It literally made a thud when it hit the bottom of my desk.

I wear skinny button fly jeans so it was really noticeable. I thought the button was gonna pop off for a second.

Nothing about the lecture was arousing or exciting. But it just would not subside. maybe I have exhibitionist tendencies?

anyway I stayed after class to "finish up hw" so I didn't have to stand up in front of everyone.

8:10 lectures = morning wood i guess. what's the most awkward place for y'all.

how old are you??? you said you were in class, so i assume its high school or college. you said you wear skinny button fly jeans, whatever that is, so i assume you're in high school.


you gotta let that shit just rock. i used to try to hide my boner when i was young but these days its way funnier to just let it pop out no matter where i am. unfortunately i'm at the age where i mostly just get hard when im with girls, but i'll still get the occasional sporadic bona at the grocery store or mall or whatever. i just let it be, and see who looks at it and notices. it cracks people up, its actually very endearing.
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Old 11-02-2010, 10:03 PM   #25
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I had one already, and I kept putting my hands in my pockets in weird ways to try and hide it.... bad idea...

That would of been a first - powerpoint masterbaition
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Old 11-02-2010, 10:15 PM   #26
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I just scrolled to this thread , and I started throbin'

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...=195253&page=3

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Old 11-02-2010, 10:29 PM   #27
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I always get the hardest ones in class and I have to start thinking about dead bodies to get it down before I stand up.
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true story. first time grindin with a girl was when i was a freshman in high school. I got a boner on that ass but we just kept dancing. anyways the next day in the football locker room my friend asked if i did in fact "pop the boner". My response: "no it must've been my chapstick (pulled out 1 inch bottle of chapstick in front of team). I was then called chapstick for the next year and a half
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Old 11-02-2010, 10:55 PM   #29
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how old are you??? you said you were in class, so i assume its high school or college. you said you wear skinny button fly jeans, whatever that is, so i assume you're in high school.


you gotta let that shit just rock. i used to try to hide my boner when i was young but these days its way funnier to just let it pop out no matter where i am. unfortunately i'm at the age where i mostly just get hard when im with girls, but i'll still get the occasional sporadic bona at the grocery store or mall or whatever. i just let it be, and see who looks at it and notices. it cracks people up, its actually very endearing.

For those of you that have never seen him state it in any of his posts, Starface refuses to keep up with popular trends and consistently refuses to surrender a f*ck regarding what people think of him. He really doesn't. TAKE NOTE OF THAT. Cuz he doesn't.


do you still remember that he doesn't?
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