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Old 12-21-2010, 08:46 PM   #76
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To make matters worse we have three new guys on the squad; no one really knows who Mac2much, NightProwler, and Red-Krystal are yet, this always makes the team nervous.

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You are!!! I think this is the part of the movie where....

a blurry lens starts to come in to focus and we see the heroic Bulls team forum has been forced to fight on the dangerous ISH main forum. One by one we go into the caves while cowardly Knicks and Celtics insurgents snipe at us from every angle. We are used to laughing at them while they hurl rocks at our tanks of course, but this time they have acquired some more formidable weapons from some butt-hurt Jazz fans. This time they are dangerous...

Rose, Undisputed are in the back, Step Back and Sin Jackal are on each side carrying some serious heavy artillery; The kind of guns that probably weigh a thousand pounds in each hand and require each guy to be wrapped in bullets from the neck down. The team is unusually tense however...the Bulls just won a game last night but the stench of filthy Bulls-haters is repulsive, and the Heat is unbearable.

To make matters worse we have three new guys on the squad; no one really knows who Mac2much, NightProwler, and Red-Krystal are yet, this always makes the team nervous. Getting worse again, Eeeeeebro is shouting and rambling something incoherent about Gilbert ON THE TABLE... ON THE TABLE and giving away our position. Dengness9 grabs his blade and is about to cut Eeeebro's throat when Pharcyde grabs the arm of Deng and says "naw man, not like this." Dengness9 is incredulous but realizes Phar is right. Phuck!

Crystallas and Glide2keva are in charge of strategy and planning our escape routes in case the "Air" support doesn't come. 97 Bulls reminds us that the "Air support" hasn't come to our aid in more than 10 years. The mood is grim at this moment, especially for Crystallas after learning that tamarraw is really a double-agent working for the Lakers.

The thread is so hot, even sweat begins to sweat. At this tense moment Go Getter says in his super-deep Scottie Pippen-like voice "just be coooool guys... just be coooool." JasonResno is chewing on a piece of bark. WTF? How does he do that? The man doesn't even carry a weapon, he is a weapon. But seriously, I have seen dudes chew straws...who the hell chews bark?

Suddenly a barrage of shots pierces the air...bullets fly from every direction pinning our boys down. Undisputed and the Gatling-gun gang rush to the front and unleash a billion rounds per second. Ruh-roh and VishaltotheG are locked in hand-to-hand combat, despite each man being outnumbered 5-to1 they are winning. Damn!

Then a scream is heard over the shots being fired; DRoesOwnsACamry has been hit multiple times in the chest, his rep bar is quickly turning Bulls red. "ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!...I can't make it, go on without me!" Methusala sprints his way through a hailstorm of bullets and sweeps in to carry DRoseO.A.C. on his back. "I would would rather help Lebron eat diseased Gorilla dick than leave one of my Bulls brothers behind in enemy land. Don't worry, I got ya brotha. I got cha."

The battle is brutal and bloody to be sure, but then somewhere in the bedlam of the moment a very tall man man with knee-high Grey socks is shouting shit so crazy it makes Charles Manson seem sane. Holy Shite! It's EpicBeardMan in his Bulls cap! EBM detonates a homemade explosive device and the cowardly non-Bulls fans go running like roaches when the lights come on. The battle is over but everyone is stunned. What the hell just happened here?

DRoseO.A.C. is getting medical attention a few of the guys light up their smokes to calm their nerves. Just as things seem to be getting back to normal EBM can be heard saying to Eeeeebro "come on son, if we hurry home we can eat while Gilbert is still ON THE TABLE!!!!!" ON THE TABLE!!!!! ON THE TABLE!!!!!!
Classic. I can't rep you now, but I will as soon as I can
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DRose, I got you down to one red, and I hit up some of you other guys
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Ah-hah! Thank you for clearing that up. I think we all feel like we know you better now...in a kind of, sort of, type of way.
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That was one of the most win-filled things I've ever seen, Keltic.

Soon as I can spread some out again, it will come.

Cuz, you know, I got chya'll.
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:17 AM   #82
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I didn't get a shout-out Keltic
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Old 12-22-2010, 01:24 AM   #83
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Your too young bro. Right now, your in infantry. After a few battles vs the opposing teams fans, and being in the trenches, you'll get more recognition. And maybe keltic will promote you.
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You are!!! I think this is the part of the movie where....

a blurry lens starts to come in to focus and we see the heroic Bulls team forum has been forced to fight on the dangerous ISH main forum. One by one we go into the caves while cowardly Knicks and Celtics insurgents snipe at us from every angle. We are used to laughing at them while they hurl rocks at our tanks of course, but this time they have acquired some more formidable weapons from some butt-hurt Jazz fans. This time they are dangerous...

Rose, Undisputed are in the back, Step Back and Sin Jackal are on each side carrying some serious heavy artillery; The kind of guns that probably weigh a thousand pounds in each hand and require each guy to be wrapped in bullets from the neck down. The team is unusually tense however...the Bulls just won a game last night but the stench of filthy Bulls-haters is repulsive, and the Heat is unbearable.

To make matters worse we have three new guys on the squad; no one really knows who Mac2much, NightProwler, and Red-Krystal are yet, this always makes the team nervous. Getting worse again, Eeeeeebro is shouting and rambling something incoherent about Gilbert ON THE TABLE... ON THE TABLE and giving away our position. Dengness9 grabs his blade and is about to cut Eeeebro's throat when Pharcyde grabs the arm of Deng and says "naw man, not like this." Dengness9 is incredulous but realizes Phar is right. Phuck!

Crystallas and Glide2keva are in charge of strategy and planning our escape routes in case the "Air" support doesn't come. 97 Bulls reminds us that the "Air support" hasn't come to our aid in more than 10 years. The mood is grim at this moment, especially for Crystallas after learning that tamarraw is really a double-agent working for the Lakers.

The thread is so hot, even sweat begins to sweat. At this tense moment Go Getter says in his super-deep Scottie Pippen-like voice "just be coooool guys... just be coooool." JasonResno is chewing on a piece of bark. WTF? How does he do that? The man doesn't even carry a weapon, he is a weapon. But seriously, I have seen dudes chew straws...who the hell chews bark?

Suddenly a barrage of shots pierces the air...bullets fly from every direction pinning our boys down. Undisputed and the Gatling-gun gang rush to the front and unleash a billion rounds per second. Ruh-roh and VishaltotheG are locked in hand-to-hand combat, despite each man being outnumbered 5-to1 they are winning. Damn!

Then a scream is heard over the shots being fired; DRoesOwnsACamry has been hit multiple times in the chest, his rep bar is quickly turning Bulls red. "ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!...I can't make it, go on without me!" Methusala sprints his way through a hailstorm of bullets and sweeps in to carry DRoseO.A.C. on his back. "I would would rather help Lebron eat diseased Gorilla dick than leave one of my Bulls brothers behind in enemy land. Don't worry, I got ya brotha. I got cha."

The battle is brutal and bloody to be sure, but then somewhere in the bedlam of the moment a very tall man man with knee-high Grey socks is shouting shit so crazy it makes Charles Manson seem sane. Holy Shite! It's EpicBeardMan in his Bulls cap! EBM detonates a homemade explosive device and the cowardly non-Bulls fans go running like roaches when the lights come on. The battle is over but everyone is stunned. What the hell just happened here?

DRoseO.A.C. is getting medical attention a few of the guys light up their smokes to calm their nerves. Just as things seem to be getting back to normal EBM can be heard saying to Eeeeebro "come on son, if we hurry home we can eat while Gilbert is still ON THE TABLE!!!!!" ON THE TABLE!!!!! ON THE TABLE!!!!!!

Unbelievable! Props man. Post of the year!
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Unbelievable! Props man. Post of the year!


Yeah it is.

We need to have a thread stickied at the top of the page for classic moments like this!
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I didn't get a shout-out Keltic

I was going to make you the featured star of the post but your agent wanted too much money! Fire that guy.

I am truly sorry buddy, I would never intentionally dis one of my Bulls brothers in a thread just meant to be fun. The idea just popped in my head for some reason and I went with it. I don't have the forum names written down so I had to do my best to include names from memory. As will often happen for me, the moment I hit "submit reply" I remembered Poido123, Abe Frohman, Bigsmoke, Drwax26, Dak etc.


For those that I missed just know that although I made a mistake in my head, I meant well from the heart. I enjoy reading posts from each of you guys and being a Bulls fan is even better because of the good folks you get to meet/talk to when you join a forum or wear the colors in real-life. Happy Holidays and best wishes to all the wonderful Bulls fans around the entire world! We are the elite soldiers of Basketball royalty!!!!

Just remember to train hard AJ, when the sequel is released I will be sure to give you a prominent spot. Be ready. Until then do as Go Getter says (Voice dropping an octave) "just be coool brutha, just be cooool."
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Your too young bro. Right now, your in infantry. After a few battles vs the opposing teams fans, and being in the trenches, you'll get more recognition. And maybe keltic will promote you.

Don't worry, I'm already winning battles vs opposing teams fans. It's just to easy.



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I was going to make you the featured star of the post but your agent wanted too much money! Fire that guy.
I can't fire my agent Arn Tellum, he was trying to get me the max contract like he did with Joe Johnson.

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I am truly sorry buddy, I would never intentionally dis one of my Bulls brothers in a thread just meant to be fun. The idea just popped in my head for some reason and I went with it. I don't have the forum names written down so I had to do my best to include names from memory.
Well, let me personally congratulate you for a post with so much win in it.

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You are!!! I think this is the part of the movie where....

a blurry lens starts to come in to focus and we see the heroic Bulls team forum has been forced to fight on the dangerous ISH main forum. One by one we go into the caves while cowardly Knicks and Celtics insurgents snipe at us from every angle. We are used to laughing at them while they hurl rocks at our tanks of course, but this time they have acquired some more formidable weapons from some butt-hurt Jazz fans. This time they are dangerous...

Rose, Undisputed are in the back, Step Back and Sin Jackal are on each side carrying some serious heavy artillery; The kind of guns that probably weigh a thousand pounds in each hand and require each guy to be wrapped in bullets from the neck down. The team is unusually tense however...the Bulls just won a game last night but the stench of filthy Bulls-haters is repulsive, and the Heat is unbearable.

To make matters worse we have three new guys on the squad; no one really knows who Mac2much, NightProwler, and Red-Krystal are yet, this always makes the team nervous. Getting worse again, Eeeeeebro is shouting and rambling something incoherent about Gilbert ON THE TABLE... ON THE TABLE and giving away our position. Dengness9 grabs his blade and is about to cut Eeeebro's throat when Pharcyde grabs the arm of Deng and says "naw man, not like this." Dengness9 is incredulous but realizes Phar is right. Phuck!

Crystallas and Glide2keva are in charge of strategy and planning our escape routes in case the "Air" support doesn't come. 97 Bulls reminds us that the "Air support" hasn't come to our aid in more than 10 years. The mood is grim at this moment, especially for Crystallas after learning that tamarraw is really a double-agent working for the Lakers.

The thread is so hot, even sweat begins to sweat. At this tense moment Go Getter says in his super-deep Scottie Pippen-like voice "just be coooool guys... just be coooool." JasonResno is chewing on a piece of bark. WTF? How does he do that? The man doesn't even carry a weapon, he is a weapon. But seriously, I have seen dudes chew straws...who the hell chews bark?

Suddenly a barrage of shots pierces the air...bullets fly from every direction pinning our boys down. Undisputed and the Gatling-gun gang rush to the front and unleash a billion rounds per second. Ruh-roh and VishaltotheG are locked in hand-to-hand combat, despite each man being outnumbered 5-to1 they are winning. Damn!

Then a scream is heard over the shots being fired; DRoesOwnsACamry has been hit multiple times in the chest, his rep bar is quickly turning Bulls red. "ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!...I can't make it, go on without me!" Methusala sprints his way through a hailstorm of bullets and sweeps in to carry DRoseO.A.C. on his back. "I would would rather help Lebron eat diseased Gorilla dick than leave one of my Bulls brothers behind in enemy land. Don't worry, I got ya brotha. I got cha."

The battle is brutal and bloody to be sure, but then somewhere in the bedlam of the moment a very tall man man with knee-high Grey socks is shouting shit so crazy it makes Charles Manson seem sane. Holy Shite! It's EpicBeardMan in his Bulls cap! EBM detonates a homemade explosive device and the cowardly non-Bulls fans go running like roaches when the lights come on. The battle is over but everyone is stunned. What the hell just happened here?

DRoseO.A.C. is getting medical attention a few of the guys light up their smokes to calm their nerves. Just as things seem to be getting back to normal EBM can be heard saying to Eeeeebro "come on son, if we hurry home we can eat while Gilbert is still ON THE TABLE!!!!!" ON THE TABLE!!!!! ON THE TABLE!!!!!!



Epic post!
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You are!!! I think this is the part of the movie where....

a blurry lens starts to come in to focus and we see the heroic Bulls team forum has been forced to fight on the dangerous ISH main forum. One by one we go into the caves while cowardly Knicks and Celtics insurgents snipe at us from every angle. We are used to laughing at them while they hurl rocks at our tanks of course, but this time they have acquired some more formidable weapons from some butt-hurt Jazz fans. This time they are dangerous...

Rose, Undisputed are in the back, Step Back and Sin Jackal are on each side carrying some serious heavy artillery; The kind of guns that probably weigh a thousand pounds in each hand and require each guy to be wrapped in bullets from the neck down. The team is unusually tense however...the Bulls just won a game last night but the stench of filthy Bulls-haters is repulsive, and the Heat is unbearable.

To make matters worse we have three new guys on the squad; no one really knows who Mac2much, NightProwler, and Red-Krystal are yet, this always makes the team nervous. Getting worse again, Eeeeeebro is shouting and rambling something incoherent about Gilbert ON THE TABLE... ON THE TABLE and giving away our position. Dengness9 grabs his blade and is about to cut Eeeebro's throat when Pharcyde grabs the arm of Deng and says "naw man, not like this." Dengness9 is incredulous but realizes Phar is right. Phuck!

Crystallas and Glide2keva are in charge of strategy and planning our escape routes in case the "Air" support doesn't come. 97 Bulls reminds us that the "Air support" hasn't come to our aid in more than 10 years. The mood is grim at this moment, especially for Crystallas after learning that tamarraw is really a double-agent working for the Lakers.

The thread is so hot, even sweat begins to sweat. At this tense moment Go Getter says in his super-deep Scottie Pippen-like voice "just be coooool guys... just be coooool." JasonResno is chewing on a piece of bark. WTF? How does he do that? The man doesn't even carry a weapon, he is a weapon. But seriously, I have seen dudes chew straws...who the hell chews bark?

Suddenly a barrage of shots pierces the air...bullets fly from every direction pinning our boys down. Undisputed and the Gatling-gun gang rush to the front and unleash a billion rounds per second. Ruh-roh and VishaltotheG are locked in hand-to-hand combat, despite each man being outnumbered 5-to1 they are winning. Damn!

Then a scream is heard over the shots being fired; DRoesOwnsACamry has been hit multiple times in the chest, his rep bar is quickly turning Bulls red. "ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!...I can't make it, go on without me!" Methusala sprints his way through a hailstorm of bullets and sweeps in to carry DRoseO.A.C. on his back. "I would would rather help Lebron eat diseased Gorilla dick than leave one of my Bulls brothers behind in enemy land. Don't worry, I got ya brotha. I got cha."

The battle is brutal and bloody to be sure, but then somewhere in the bedlam of the moment a very tall man man with knee-high Grey socks is shouting shit so crazy it makes Charles Manson seem sane. Holy Shite! It's EpicBeardMan in his Bulls cap! EBM detonates a homemade explosive device and the cowardly non-Bulls fans go running like roaches when the lights come on. The battle is over but everyone is stunned. What the hell just happened here?

DRoseO.A.C. is getting medical attention a few of the guys light up their smokes to calm their nerves. Just as things seem to be getting back to normal EBM can be heard saying to Eeeeebro "come on son, if we hurry home we can eat while Gilbert is still ON THE TABLE!!!!!" ON THE TABLE!!!!! ON THE TABLE!!!!!!
Haha, that was amazing. I'm trying to rep you bro but i'm stuck on "spread it around..". How many people I gotta pass rep out before I can hitchu back?
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That post was awesome keltic.

Glad I was in there. We are the super group of NBA fans. Everyone hates us and that's just fine with me.
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