I kinda fell in love with her the first time I saw Wedding Crashers. She's gorgeous. And that is an absolutely breathtaking heiney (I don't know how to spell that, it looks weird though) I wanna be friends with it. I mean that thing is good. Word to Ron Burgundy.
I really don't understand your obsession with me, what I've done to hurt you so much. Whatever though, the level of obsession just proves you have no life.
You got it all wrong, I wasn't takin shots at you, I was just sayin, it was super awkward when you fabricated an entire story about a relationship with a women in real life. Cuz like, you're 30, right, and you kept trying to make up the details as you went in order to save face, you ended up claiming that this girl was a strict Southern Baptist of African descent, living in Boston, going to med school, who had never had sex before and wouldn't have it with you, even though you've been dating since the beginning of summer. ( ) You agreed that all sorts of awkward ways of trying to break it off might be acceptable, but all the logical, obvious ones (that is if the story were actually real) wouldn't work.
It was just one of the more painful exposed lies we've had on this site, is all I'm sayin. It's nothing personal. Don't think I'm beefin or nothin yo. Just pointing out how cringeworthy and super lame is was. Like, it was an utter disgrace that you felt the need to actually make something like that up in order to talk to dudes on the internet about women. And I'm just sayin, since you've always been afraid to post a picture of yourself, we know you're butt ugly and never get laid, so just the two things in combination were kind of funny.