Top 10 Types of People on Facebook

[King Baron]

http://broscience.org/top-10-types-o...e-on-facebook/

Hey, I recently wrote The Top 10 Types of People on Facebook, a funny social commentary on the site. Check it out!

[Ruh-Roh]

Originally Posted by King Baron

http://broscience.org/top-10-types-o...e-on-facebook/

Hey, I recently wrote The Top 10 Types of People on Facebook, a funny social commentary on the site. Check it out!

Man, I know a lot of people that are #2...

[Mr Clutch Melo]

Lol @ that nerd that got owned by that *****

[DRoseOwnsACamry]

Originally Posted by Mr Clutch Melo

Lol @ that nerd that got owned by that *****

I actually felt a lil bad for him

[JtotheIzzo]

Originally Posted by King Baron

http://broscience.org/top-10-types-o...e-on-facebook/

Hey, I recently wrote The Top 10 Types of People on Facebook, a funny social commentary on the site. Check it out!

nice...



you should add:

-bored chick who comments on every pic
-'life is awesome' guy (who is a closet manic-depressant).
-dude who wants to chat (in the bottom messenger box) every time you log on
-dude who goes 'offline' to avoid said chats (I am this guy).
-and something about bltches who upload 80 self taken photos of themselves each weekend while drunk.

[mlh1981]

The "deep thinker."

--There are a handful of people who do nothing but post elaborate quotes, trying to get you to think that they are some sort of "inquisitive soul." Instead, they are just really good at copy/paste.

The weekend crowd

--"ugh, Monday! When is Friday gonna get here?!?!"
--"YES, it's the WEEKEND!"
--"bummer, the weekend is just about over! "

[playtetris]

the e-vangelist:

uses facebook as a medium to spread the holy word. is often pregnant, recently engaged/married or just one of those prats who can't talk about anything except jesus.

here is a recent post from one of the freaks, quoted verbatim from my fb:

"Praise be for breastfeeding! What a wonderful way too start the day!!"

[rufuspaul]

Originally Posted by playtetris

"Praise be for breastfeeding! What a wonderful way too start the day!!"

For some reason just about everyone I went to high school is a Jesus freak. I mean I'm a practicing Catholic but I don't feel compelled to preach on FB. The bored mommy crowd is equally annoying. "Jackson lost his first tooth!"-followed by 100 likes and comments from other mommies that talk about nothing but their little rug rats.

[SCREWstonRockets]

yeah i hate the moms who whore out their kids on facebook. so damn annoying. especially the new moms.

[RoseCity07]

I love this thread.

I'm never log in dude. I created a profile just so I could check up on people, but now I don't even remember my password or care about people from high school.

Anyway, I can tell most people on ISH will appreciate this. I like the ones you guys added in the posts. So true.

[The_Night_Elf]

How about the "Always comments on everything" guy? Or that person with 10000 followers but you have no idea why?

[BrentISballin]

Haha good list, I have multiple people in every category so I posted it as my status .

Some other ones

" Old person who takes statuses literally"

" The mom who posts pictures of her from the 70's"

" The preacher" ( been mentioned on here already)

" Gym rat larry" - always posting pictures of gym progress and talking about working out.

" the juke box" - constantly quoting song lyrics

" Wannabe artist " - inspired by my buddy who spams all of us with his new songs on youtube and online surveys so he can win awards.

I think the most common one is the attention whore girls who have 2000 friends , not knowing 80% of them

[mlh1981]

What about those people who abbreviate EVERYTHING?

"brb goin to da mall wit my fam. They got sum gr8 deals."

[rufuspaul]

Originally Posted by mlh1981

What about those people who abbreviate EVERYTHING?

"brb goin to da mall wit my fam. They got sum gr8 deals."

Hate those people. How about the "too clever for you" type? They always post an obscure reference as their status that only a select few people will get.

[Rake2204]

Originally Posted by The_Night_Elf

How about the "Always comments on everything" guy?

Some of my friends refer to that as Status Bombing. There is one guy in particular who is apparently on Facebook for most, if not all of the day, everyday. He may honestly have some sort of social disorder (being serious) and he comments on every status that pops up on his feed.

Example:

Status: "Just stopped by Bigbys to get some coffee"

That Guy: "Oh really how was it?"

Different Status: "Just woke up, feeling iffy."

That Guy: "Cool! How'd you sleep?"

He does not have a ton of real deal friends, but each of his responses are stated as if he has been tight with every single person for years. It's not irritating to me, but it is interesting.

Originally Posted by rufuspaul

Hate those people. How about the "too clever for you" type? They always post an obscure reference as their status that only a select few people will get.

Ha, I like those people too. "Oh, what's that? My status? Oh don't worry about that, you wouldn't understand. It's jussst. . .it's kind of obscure and I know about it, but no one else probably does sooo. . ."

Also, what I like about the people with really dramatic statuses (such as "My whole life is in ruins! Oh God where are you now?") is when a response comes back asking "Aw, what's wrong?" she's shoot back with "NOTHING, just leave me alone! I don't want to talk about it!"