2, 3, 4, and I guess 9 are the ones I see most. I don't fit any of those categories.
The one I see most often (Maybe I just notice it most often because it irks me, horribly)- The one who posts every detail about their life.
"Just woke up"
"Going to work"
"Home from work. Time to party!"
come the **** on. If they do this often enough, I just ignore their posts.
I only chat with friends I am close with, unless I get msged or someone from class. The only statuses I post are if I am watching something that I think may be of interest to others, or may remind them of a game they would have forgotten about- Sports games, movies, TV shows, etc.
One I would like to add- 'Mr. Overachiever'
Talks about how hard he's studying and working all the time. Never misses a beat to tell you about the 95 he got on his biochem test. Yeah, no shit; you spend 8 hours a day studying. Has a huge ego, but e-attention whores with fake self-deprecation, fishing for comments- "Just don't know if I am good enough." "Do I have it in my to continue on..."
. Then you have those dumb****s who take the bait- "Oh no, you're so smart! You are going to do great things.." yada yada.
I have one (ex roommate) who does this daily, multiple times a day.
These are ones people have posted that I see a lot:
"I think its hilarious when people pull the "I don't feel like talking about it" about something they posted on facebook. I guess posting something on a public website is a good indication you don't want to talk about it."
"Old person who takes statuses literally"