I've really been digging this Juelz Ventura of late. But I really like tattooed girls.
I met a really hot tattooed girl a few weeks ago, the Saturday after thanksgiving. Probably too skinny for most guys tastes, but I don't know, if it works it works for me, sometimes skinny is good, sometimes thick, I can't explain it, I just know what I like when I like it, and it could be anything.
Anyway, this chick had a forearm sleeve, which I saw and got me talking. Eventually she showed me this script down her rib cage. In the squiggly zombie lettering, it said "Someday the Dead shall walk the earth!!!". I was totally digging her. Then she started telling me about the stuff she had on her legs. I eventually talked her into pulling up her skirt to show me. On the back of one thigh was a Spongebob, and the other a Patrick, and not small. And then just above them it said Bikini and Bottom. Really good work too. Then she told me she also had the pineapple house somewhere on her, but she couldn't show me in the bar. And somehow I couldn't close the deal. She was from out of town, and her friends kind ran coverage for her a little I thing. I don't know, at the end of the day I sort of just get the feeling I'm not cool enough to land the kind of girls I like.
Until she got a god awful bolt on boobjob. I'll remember her for old Rebecca though.
Stoya, Jennifer White, and Jenni Lee are some of my other favourites.
Tell me you're joking. What is the matter with these girls? I mean, it obviously isn't 'normal' for a girl to want to put everything out there like these pornstars do, but you would think that they could recognize a pair of perfect natural breasts when they see them. SMH
Another one bites the dust, I guess. That doctor should be disbarred.