I'm going with Benny The Bull.
Benny is just too awesome. He messes with the fans, refs & other team harmlessly usually, but every once in a while he just steps up his game.
Like the time he shot James Posey & Kevin Garnett with the t-shirt air-gun in 2008, or got arrested at Taste of Chicago for punching a sheriff who tried stopping him from riding a mini-motorcycle without a permit.
Or when he clowned Jay-Z and Diddy doing the "Single Ladies" dance.
And how many times has he nailed those half court+ over the back shots? I can't even hit those face up as much as he's hit those things.
I'm taking Benny hands down, but who you got?