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Old 12-21-2010, 01:26 AM   #16
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"Oh that's just dried primer... I've been painting."
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:27 AM   #17
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"are you okay?"

"i'm just tired"

that sounds mad emo but it's what everybody says when something's bothering them and they don't wanna talk about it
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:30 AM   #18
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I love you
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:39 AM   #19
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just a sec
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:39 AM   #20
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I love you

holy, hahaha
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:40 AM   #21
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For some reason when people call me when I'm sleeping and ask were you sleeping?..i always say no.
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:49 AM   #22
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I thought she was 18.
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:59 AM   #23
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"you said you want in the ass"
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Old 12-21-2010, 02:04 AM   #24
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i do
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Old 12-21-2010, 02:28 AM   #25
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Originally Posted by AirTupac
Person #1: Why didn't you text me back?

Me: I didn't get it
Me: My phone is broken



Yes this has to be #1 by far!!
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Old 12-21-2010, 02:32 AM   #26
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Wife: "Did you change Kalyn's diaper?"
Me: "Yes."
Wife: "I don't believe you. She has poop in her diaper."
Me: "Damn, she pooped again?"
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Old 12-21-2010, 02:33 AM   #27
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You on the phone: "is (insert name here) there?"

(insert name here) in the background: *waving hands* *Im not here*

person on the other line: "He just stepped out for a minute"
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Old 12-21-2010, 02:59 AM   #28
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1. "Yes, under penalty of perjury, I am 18+. Enter site"

2. "My phone is about to die, I gotta go"

3. *texting* "Yeah I just got done working out. What are you up to?" (really sitting in the recliner under a blanket watching cartoons)

4. "Nah I can't drive to come see you my car's been acting up. You come here."

5. "Nope I took that pic just for you"
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Old 12-21-2010, 03:47 AM   #29
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Fast Food

- "Can I Take Your Order"

- "Let me get..uhhhh....ummmmmmm........ummmmm....number 4"

- "What kind of drink?"

- "uhhh....ummmmmmm..... let me get Coke"

- "That's it?"

- uhhhh....yep, that's it"
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Old 12-21-2010, 03:58 AM   #30
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Fast Food

- "Can I Take Your Order"

- "Let me get..uhhhh....ummmmmmm........ummmmm....number 4"

- "What kind of drink?"

- "uhhh....ummmmmmm..... let me get Coke"

- "That's it?"

- uhhhh....yep, that's it"
How the f*ck is that a lie?
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