Tripped over a broom and busted my ass then decided to wait for another.
Welcome to the club. Except I tripped over an open door on a cabinet by the back door and stubbed my toe on a table in the all. All because I saw someone's facebook status about the lunar eclipse, and I had to take a leak anyway. Got up, went outside, looked up, and all it looked like to me was the beginning of a new moon or whatever. Like a 1/4 full moon. I know it was full earlier tonight, but I guess it wasn't enough for me to get excited about, because the highlight of the trip outside was me pissing in the bushes in front of the house.
And then I find out there's a million sites streaming the moon live online. It's even less exciting watching it online than it is outside.