the darwin awards

[craigthomasb]

The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of
the human genome by honoring those who
accidentally remove themselves from it...

i heard about this on tv and checked it out, its a list of how some of the thickest people have died and its actualy quite funny


http://darwinawards.com/darwin/

Like two people wo imitated Luke vs. Darth Vader, and made light sabres from fluorescent light tubes. That's right, the 17- and 20-year old people opened up fluorescent lights, poured gasoline into the tubes... and lit them. A Star Wars sized explosion was not far behind.

Like two people, 17 and 20, who imitated Darth Vader and made light sabres from fluorescent light tubes. That's right, they opened up fluoresceent tubes, poured gasoline inside, and lit the end... As one can imagine, a Star Wars sized explosion was not far behind. One died, the other survived to 'fess up to their creative, but stupid, reenactment

[WuTangWizard]

26 May 2004, Wolfsberg, Austria) The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man's head soaking in a sink full of hot water.

Apparently the out-of-work Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. The window was fixed at the base and tilted out, giving him just enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.

Police were not sure why he had not turned off the water, pulled the plug, or--perhaps most important--entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket.

wow