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Old 03-06-2011, 10:39 PM   #1
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So today I was driving to a museum in the next town over, about 30 minutes away. I have a big truck, so when I pass people I can see right in there vehicles since I am sitting up so high. Well I passed this one guy who was going pretty slow (about 20 under the limit) so I looked over at him and there he was with a boner .. jerking off. I would say it was about 6 - 7 inches, not that it really matters. Anyways, I took out my camera and video taped him so I could turn it over as evidence to the local police. I would not want to see him get into an accident or run some one over because he is not paying attention to the road. When I went to the police they said there wasn't much they could do about it but I'm sure its illegal on some scale?
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Old 03-06-2011, 10:41 PM   #2
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Road Rage dude.
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Old 03-06-2011, 10:42 PM   #3
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More dangerous than cellphones!

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Old 03-06-2011, 10:43 PM   #4
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Default Re: jerking off while driving - illegal?

You sure you werent the one jerking off and now worried because someone video taped you? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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Old 03-06-2011, 10:45 PM   #5
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So today I was driving to a museum in the next town over, about 30 minutes away. I have a big truck, so when I pass people I can see right in there vehicles since I am sitting up so high. Well I passed this one guy who was going pretty slow (about 20 under the limit) so I looked over at him and there he was with a boner .. jerking off. I would say it was about 6 - 7 inches, not that it really matters. Anyways, I took out my camera and video taped him so I could turn it over as evidence to the local police.

So you followed and recorded a man jerking off while driving?
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So you followed and recorded a man jerking off while driving?

Isn't that illegal as well? Driving while recording? I would not want to see a wreck occur because a guy is videotaping another man *********ing in his vehicle.
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lol funny stuff
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:03 PM   #8
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So you followed and recorded a man jerking off while driving?
Yes it sounds weird but i wanted to get him identified and charged, I got about 7 minutes on tape then I got my son to continue taping for me but he accidentally turned record off.
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Yes it sounds weird but i wanted to get him identified and charged, I got about 7 minutes on tape then I got my son to continue taping for me but he accidentally turned record off.

I figured you were trolling.
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:22 PM   #10
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Didn't Eddie Griffin die while driving-watching porn-jerking off and crashing?
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Old 03-07-2011, 12:01 AM   #11
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Yes it sounds weird but i wanted to get him identified and charged, I got about 7 minutes on tape then I got my son to continue taping for me but he accidentally turned record off.
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jerking off. I would say it was about 6 - 7 inches, not that it really matters

Oh, it matters.
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Didn't Eddie Griffin die while driving-watching porn-jerking off and crashing?

Yes he did, R.I.P. that idiot...
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Yes it sounds weird but i wanted to get him identified and charged, I got about 7 minutes on tape then I got my son to continue taping for me but he accidentally turned record off.

He could've called the cops on you too nikka!
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