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Old 03-27-2011, 05:58 PM   #1
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Default The recipe for Cowboy Thunder

In honor of the farting on your girlfriend thread, I now give you the locally famous recipe for Cowboy Thunder! Gaurenteed to give you an aroma irresistible to the doe likes.

1 lb of ground turkey, crumbled and browned
2 cans of ranch style beans
1 can of ranch style black beans or kidney beans
1 can of corn
1 can of diced tomatoes (or rotel, salsa, etc)
1 chopped onion
3 diced jalapenos
1 packet of ranch mix
1 packet of taco seasoning
Add as much cheese as you feel it needs
Do not drain any of the juices from the cans!


Heat all in a large pot or crock pot until hot. Serve with chips or crackers if you'd like.

Gaurenteed to make the thunder roll and the lightning strike! Very good for all night loving mixed with dutch ovens.

Enjoy!

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Old 03-27-2011, 06:59 PM   #2
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Default Re: The recipe for Cowboy Thunder

I've tinkered with it a bit by adding spinach, crumbled turkey bacon, a half pint of guinness and such. But I believe this to be the best smelling combination for that distinct Cowboy Thunder aroma.

Good complex carbs, fiber, low sugar, and great protein levels all for under $15. Try it now before the summer!
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Old 03-27-2011, 07:01 PM   #3
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I've tinkered with it a bit by adding spinach, crumbled turkey bacon, a half pint of guinness and such. But I believe this to be the best smelling combination for that distinct Cowboy Thunder aroma.

Good complex carbs, fiber, low sugar, and great protein levels all for under $15. Try it now before the summer!

Don't use Turkey Bacon.... that shit is so nasty, and no I'm talking about the flavor. I'm talking about how its made.
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Old 03-27-2011, 07:11 PM   #4
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Don't use Turkey Bacon.... that shit is so nasty, and no I'm talking about the flavor. I'm talking about how its made.

Think of turkey bacon as yourself then.

You don't like thinking how you were made (thanks mom n dad ), but the end result turned out pretty good!
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Old 03-27-2011, 07:16 PM   #5
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Think of turkey bacon as yourself then.

You don't like thinking how you were made (thanks mom n dad ), but the end result turned out pretty good!

Hey, if you wanna eat a ground and reformed product made of the refuse that doesn't get included in commercial turkeys, including bone meal.... then by all means go right ahead.
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Guess I'll just stick with normal bacon then
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Made some today!
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Old 04-02-2011, 04:05 PM   #8
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