In honor of the farting on your girlfriend thread, I now give you the locally famous recipe for Cowboy Thunder! Gaurenteed to give you an aroma irresistible to the doe likes.
1 lb of ground turkey, crumbled and browned
2 cans of ranch style beans
1 can of ranch style black beans or kidney beans
1 can of corn
1 can of diced tomatoes (or rotel, salsa, etc)
1 chopped onion
3 diced jalapenos
1 packet of ranch mix
1 packet of taco seasoning
Add as much cheese as you feel it needs
Do not drain any of the juices from the cans!
Heat all in a large pot or crock pot until hot. Serve with chips or crackers if you'd like.
Gaurenteed to make the thunder roll and the lightning strike! Very good for all night loving mixed with dutch ovens.