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Old 10-18-2014, 12:19 AM   #1
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Default Let's write a story ISH.

1 sentence per post.

100 posts completes the story.

I'll edit the first post when it's done with every line.

I'll start.


"He knew he would die in 24 hours so he made a list of things to do on his final day"
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Old 10-18-2014, 12:22 AM   #2
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"He knew he would die in 24 hours so he made a list of things to do on his final day"

And then he died.
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Old 10-18-2014, 12:22 AM   #3
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The first -and most important thing really- was seeing the sun for the first time in his life.

What did he care what the things outside would do to him? If he was to die, he was going to live first...

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Old 10-18-2014, 12:26 AM   #4
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Default Re: Let's write a story ISH.

and then suddenly he was shot 26 times and stabbed in the face repeatedly.
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Old 10-18-2014, 12:27 AM   #5
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All he needed was a partner in crime.

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Old 10-18-2014, 12:50 AM   #6
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.........While sitting their contemplating his life, he gets a knock on the door and there were 2 Muslim men...........
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Old 10-18-2014, 01:08 AM   #7
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.........While sitting their contemplating his life, he gets a knock on the door and there were 2 Muslim men...........
At the door, the two men reveal they are actually Shawn and Marlon Wayans rehearsing a new role.
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Old 10-18-2014, 01:12 AM   #8
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At the door, the two men reveal they are actually Shawn and Marlon Wayans rehearsing a new role.
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Old 10-18-2014, 01:16 AM   #9
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At the door, the two men reveal they are actually Shawn and Marlon Wayans rehearsing a new role.

That role was for a gay film, so the two were naturally sucking each other off.
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Old 10-18-2014, 01:22 AM   #10
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That role was for a gay film, so the two were naturally sucking each other off.

And that's why they call it the Hokey Pokey.
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Old 10-18-2014, 01:36 AM   #11
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Written in blood on the mirror was OP IS A FA and then a straight line down to the dead man's finger
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Old 10-18-2014, 01:47 AM   #12
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Written in blood on the mirror was OP IS A FA and then a straight line down to the dead man's finger

Suddenly, the man's eyes open, glossed over and he drools as he says the word BRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNSSSSSSSSS
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Old 10-18-2014, 01:55 AM   #13
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Suddenly, the man's eyes open, glossed over and he drools as he says the word BRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNSSSSSSSSS

I shake my head...confounded by the images in my head of blood and flesh as I wipe my mouth staring at blood "what?!" I say to the echo where I'm in. I rub my forehead trying to massage the headache I have...(changed it to first person and I think changed the theme? I don't know or give a shit)
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Old 10-18-2014, 02:35 AM   #14
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Old 10-18-2014, 03:23 AM   #15
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I shake my head...confounded by the images in my head of blood and flesh as I wipe my mouth staring at blood "what?!" I say to the echo where I'm in. I rub my forehead trying to massage the headache I have...(changed it to first person and I think changed the theme? I don't know or give a shit)

Then as I stumble back into my room, I see a tranny laying naked on my bed. In my disillusioned state, I rip my clothes off in a fierce manner, and started fvcking the tranny, questioning my sexuality with every thrust into the trannys ass....
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