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Old 06-12-2013, 05:33 PM   #3541
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I love house Bolton. I'd want to be with those guys if I lived in Westeros.
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Old 06-12-2013, 06:10 PM   #3542
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How does Theon piss if his wang is sliced off?
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Old 06-12-2013, 06:43 PM   #3543
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I think he's Joffrey without power.
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Old 06-12-2013, 06:52 PM   #3544
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They would usually put a splint in the urethra to keep it from healing over. They also would give them a lot of wine and that would make them pee all the time so that the hole wouldn't heal over.


In addition: according to a book written by a woman whose grandmother lived in a harem, after the hole finally healed, eunuchs carried a small thin straw in their turbans which they would insert for urination.


Many young boys died in the process of making eunuchs. A sword would be heated red hot and the genitalia would be cut off with it. The area would be cauterized by the sword, of course. Then after a splint was inserted, the wound would be covered with animal dung in an attempt to heal it.


Throughout history, of course there have been other methods, all painful in the extreme.

Except as part of transgender surgery (which restructures the urinary flow), simple castration does not involve the *****, but only the testicles. Even these may not be removed in the process, merely rendered incapable of providing sperm or continuing the production of male hormones.


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Old 06-12-2013, 07:29 PM   #3545
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I couldnt even finish reading. Too much squirming. Tons of why did I ask this.
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Old 06-12-2013, 07:44 PM   #3546
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I just rewatched the Danaerys bath scene when Daario walks in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LE-zwOGHJ0

Now these two women, with the queen in bath mode in a camp where the men outnumber them something like 4,100 to one... do you really think the conversation is going to be about languages? AND ITS a FULL MOON outside.

Because I know women its more than likely...

Dany:Should we do a strip show
Missandei: Huh???
Dany: I mean they are still men when you think about it. There is still a man woman language thing right?

Missandei: You are Queen and I suppose your language will always work.
Dany: Law of averages... wouldn't a few of them still have the urge. That guy who looks like a President, I'm sure he's no grey worm. He's probably a super Python.

Missandei:Mea Lord, you are like Harriet Tubman, freer of slaves, but if you want me to set up a stage.
Dany: Hey I release men from bondage but I give them release to.
Missandei: Daenares, she who makes the unsullied, sully their beds.

Dany: That Daario guy, he look like a stone freak
Missandei: Men of his sort seem retarded in bed.
Dany: You mean like if you told him to give you head he would get confused?
Missandei: Yes

Daario puts the knife to Missandie's neck. Does his little spill and then produces the dome of his two compatriots.

Dany:Oh, so is this how you give head.
Missandei: BWHaaahahahahahahhahahaha Bwhahahahahahaa

Daario in complete embarrassment kills himself as he cuts his own neck and blood flys all over the place.
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Old 06-12-2013, 08:00 PM   #3547
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Old 06-12-2013, 09:44 PM   #3548
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Worse. Actually, much worse imo...
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:13 PM   #3549
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Worse. Actually, much worse imo...
This, Joffrey without power is bitchmade, he doesn't know how to fight or stand up for himself, Ramsay actually knows how to fight and torture both physically and psychologically.
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Old 06-13-2013, 12:44 AM   #3550
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Worse. Actually, much worse imo...
As a teen I worked for a UPS type of outfit and I based my assumptions on their desired shipping records:

"Wow, the biggest wedding in the land and this is the head of the KING's son of that guy who was something like the King that was beheaded in front of his daughters, all noble guys, and its being sent to his younger sister on a platter service to be iced and served during the wedding feast with its aroma and all. And this is after cats lost their dang mind at the last wedding I went to."

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"Ok, oh great I deliver to the Grey Joy fun house. Oscar the Grouch probably won't even sign for the dick. His son is a mean traitor and a coward that burnt up Winterfell. Its like sending a dick to dick. Its not like the big dick is going to send a get well card in return."

So from that stand point... but I think Bolton's son is more of a sadomasochist - he tortures like he proving a point. But Joffrey isn't a light weight... he definitely enjoys torture and killing more.

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Old 06-13-2013, 01:01 AM   #3551
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I'm with Cangri on this one and I think that Joffrey IS lightweight compared to Ramsay in terms of sadism...
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Old 06-13-2013, 01:03 AM   #3552
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I'm with Cangri on this one and I think that Joffrey IS lightweight compared to Ramsay in terms of sadism...

I don't know, he did want to serve Robb's head to Sansa at his wedding. Not exactly lightweight. Ramsay has probably just had a more accessible and expected pathway to learn and do what he does. Joffrey isn't exactly supposed to be doing what he is doing, Ramsay kind of is. Swap places and the outcome would probably be the same. In fact you could say Joffrey is a natural, where as Ramsay may have learnt to do what he did (although who knows, he might be natural too).
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Old 06-13-2013, 02:20 AM   #3553
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so in the books they told joffrey(when he was younger) that a cat was having kittens and he slit its belly to check. I think it was one of cersei's pov chapters, she said king rob found out and nearly knocked joffrey out. Not much of a spoiler for non-readers, just a chapter trying to show joffrey was always ****ed up.
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Old 06-13-2013, 02:27 AM   #3554
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Jeoffrey is a ***** though, he is always scared of a real fight and runs away from conflict like a child, usually crying to his mommy. It's easy to be an armchair psycho, you can do things without any consequences and never really own up to anything.

Ramsey on the other hand is a real coldblooded psycho killer, like joker. He is not afraid of fighting and is skilled enough to kill 1 or more people. The way he sniped those group of men with a bow then headshotted the last guy from close range is something chickenshit Jeoffrey would never be able to accomplish. He is actually intimidating and can **** you up both physically and psychologically without the help of anyone with a famous name, without a title and without an army.

I mean cmon, anyone here would be able to beat Jeoffrey to death 1 on 1, that little pussyass teenager isn't an actual threat. Ramsay on the other is the kind of guy by just looking at his eyes I would probably take the long way home.
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Old 06-13-2013, 03:14 AM   #3555
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Jeoffrey is a ***** though, he is always scared of a real fight and runs away from conflict like a child, usually crying to his mommy. It's easy to be an armchair psycho, you can do things without any consequences and never really own up to anything.

Ramsey on the other hand is a real coldblooded psycho killer, like joker. He is not afraid of fighting and is skilled enough to kill 1 or more people. The way he sniped those group of men with a bow then headshotted the last guy from close range is something chickenshit Jeoffrey would never be able to accomplish. He is actually intimidating and can **** you up both physically and psychologically without the help of anyone with a famous name, without a title and without an army.

I mean cmon, anyone here would be able to beat Jeoffrey to death 1 on 1, that little pussyass teenager isn't an actual threat. Ramsay on the other is the kind of guy by just looking at his eyes I would probably take the long way home.
Its not like they do anything fair and square. Pretty sure Theon could beat him in a fight. The cat is barely over 5 ft and a 120lbs. He's a torturer but not a guy to strike fear in your heart, if you aren't compromised by other people, weapons or some torture chamber he wouldn't do much either.

Why are people dissing Joffrey's psychological madness. He's straight psycho, Not learned pyscho. The guy has more of a torture drive than a sex drive at 15 years old - that's clue enough for me. Can't get more chemically unbalanced than that. His wedding night and the guy wants to psychologically destroy a women he was willing to live with the rest of his life. He's got that inbred (as inbred as inbred can get) madness. Joffrey at 15 would show his wife her father's impaled head at tea time. Naturally devious stuff pops up in that kids head spontaneously.
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