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Old 04-23-2011, 12:19 AM   #1
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damn, am i the only one who gets tired of this? it's like everyone's constantly jacking off nowadays and it's almost impossible to hang out with someone in a one-on-one situation. just yesterday i was hanging out with my roommate (and very close friend) and he had just started watching porn like two days ago and he spent almost the entire time jacking off on his phone.

like we were playing pool and we'd have to pause for him to finish jacking off so he could shoot. and later in the car it was impossible to have any kind of conversation because he was on his phone the entire time. it's cool if you wanna watch porn, but jacking off from like 12 pm to 2 am constantly when you're around someone else is really rude.

i guess i'm just bitching, but it's pretty frustrating. anyone else experience this?
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:20 AM   #2
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Your friends sound like a bunch of WANKERS!
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:20 AM   #3
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not sure if SERIOUS
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:23 AM   #4
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:27 AM   #5
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Lol I hate when I have sleepovers with my friends and they try to stick their dong in my butt while I'm sleeping, it's like is that all you think about? My butt is sore I cant fit it in there anymore, give it some breathing space for chrissakes...... no homo
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:28 AM   #6
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almost as bad as people who are constantly huffing
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:29 AM   #7
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Lol I hate when I have sleepovers with my friends and they try to stick their dong in my butt while I'm sleeping, it's like is that all you think about? My butt is sore I cant fit it in there anymore, give it some breathing space for chrissakes...... no homo
Well when you're sleeping you don't seem to mind

Are you coming by tonight? Just jerked off 3x so we should be cool.
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:31 AM   #8
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pretty sure not srs
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:45 AM   #9
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sounds like some one is traped in the closet!!!!
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:50 AM   #10
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Well when you're sleeping you don't seem to mind

Are you coming by tonight? Just jerked off 3x so we should be cool.

I jerked it so much my balls are just wrinkled skin hanging from my shaft...like they're completely flat, they look like my grandmas neck...so we should be good for tonight, no gayness whatsoever
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:56 AM   #11
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I jerked it so much my balls are just wrinkled skin hanging from my shaft...like they're completely flat, they look like my grandmas neck...so we should be good for tonight, no gayness whatsoever
yeah dude i jerked off that white powder came out of my cawk the third go around (should i get that checked out)...dude remember that night we killed a case of chimay? i swear we must have jerked off like 6 times each in your basement.
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Old 04-23-2011, 01:12 AM   #12
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yeah dude i jerked off that white powder came out of my cawk the third go around (should i get that checked out)...dude remember that night we killed a case of chimay? i swear we must have jerked off like 6 times each in your basement.

Nah lol that white stuff is normal, it's mildew from the crusty moist soiled boxers you wear cuz of the quick tuck ins when ur mom walks in on your orgasms...lol brooo, that night was epic, we were shooting loads off walls ricocheting and shiit, a couple of weeks later I installed a green light in my basement, it was crazy it looked like a murder scene happened upside down all over the ceiling
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Old 04-23-2011, 01:23 AM   #13
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Nah lol that white stuff is normal, it's mildew from the crusty moist soiled boxers you wear cuz of the quick tuck ins when ur mom walks in on your orgasms...lol brooo, that night was epic, we were shooting loads off walls ricocheting and shiit, a couple of weeks later I installed a green light in my basement, it was crazy it looked like a murder scene happened upside down all over the ceiling
HAHAH bro you jerked off so many times that night. Once your boy came over with the blow I swear we killed that eight ball in like an hour and had the biggest boners. I was worried he was going to be a ****** and totally be a buzzkill but he was all about jacking off on his phone. it was weird i've never been in non one on one session but it turned out to be pretty cool.
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Old 04-23-2011, 01:29 AM   #14
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get it out of his system... suck him off
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Old 04-23-2011, 01:31 AM   #15
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