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Old 04-25-2011, 06:35 PM   #1
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Default Is there a law against jacking off on an airplane?

I wanna jackoff before my take off, and if I get a boner while im going through customs or security can they say anything to me? I can act normal while im jacking off but my hand will be red as satan's c0ck.. Can i just say i have allergies or something?

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Old 04-25-2011, 06:38 PM   #2
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Really terrible attempt at humor, plus your logic is faulty. You definitely wouldn't have a boner after you just jerked off.
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:39 PM   #3
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Default Re: Is there a law against jacking off on an airplane?

Can you get in any kind of trouble for getting hard in public? Like if you have pants on but just have a massive boner can you get charged with public indecency? Obviously if you pulled it out, but if it's in your pants how can you get in trouble for it?.

As for your question, you clearly can't jerk off in public. Indecent exposure.
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:41 PM   #4
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per my dude Alan, its frowned upon
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:59 PM   #5
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Default Re: Is there a law against jacking off on an airplane?

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Really terrible attempt at humor, plus your logic is faulty. You definitely wouldn't have a boner after you just jerked off.
I get boners like Al Harrington gets buckets.
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Old 04-25-2011, 07:11 PM   #6
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Just make sure you aren't holding a box cutter while you are doing it. That could turn out bad for you on two fronts.
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Old 04-25-2011, 07:39 PM   #7
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Default Re: Is there a law against jacking off on an airplane?

only cause of 9/11, everyone got so sensitive. thanks a lot bin laden!
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Old 04-25-2011, 08:13 PM   #8
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only cause of 9/11, everyone got so sensitive. thanks a lot bin laden!

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Old 04-26-2011, 02:34 AM   #9
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I get boners like Al Harrington gets buckets.

so your ***** is limp half the time you try to use it, but every once in a while you surprise your significant other with a great performance that reminds her of times past? but pretty soon after that, she goes back to other big black dudes to take care of her needs and you ride the pine.

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Old 04-26-2011, 02:36 AM   #10
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only cause of 9/11, everyone got so sensitive. thanks a lot bin laden!
Boners are weapons of mass destruction.
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Old 04-26-2011, 02:40 AM   #11
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Old 04-26-2011, 02:40 AM   #12
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Default Re: Is there a law against jacking off on an airplane?

i dont think so, just do it in the airport bathroom before takeoff
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Old 04-26-2011, 03:11 AM   #13
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you know what i did my last day of employment at the law firm i worked for? i jacked off and didn't wash my hands purposely, shook hr's and my supervisors hands.
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Old 04-26-2011, 03:37 AM   #14
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you know what i did my last day of employment at the law firm i worked for? i jacked off and didn't wash my hands purposely, shook hr's and my supervisors hands.

you should have wiped your asshole with it, then do it
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Old 04-26-2011, 05:26 AM   #15
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^this instantly came to mind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGOIBsuJJM
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