Attention, Florida! Do you recognize the man in the video above? The police would like a word with him, regarding how he peed on the cough drops at the Walgreens in Sanford. And, Florida, while we have your attention:
Places It Is Not Okay to Go to the Bathroom
The cough drops section of the Sanford Walgreens
Really anywhere that is not a bathroom, or a fairly private location outdoors
Sound good? If you do recognize the mysterious micturater of the Sunshine State—who "tried to get a prescription filled," we are told, "but did not have the proper paperwork"—contact the authorities. Thank you.