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Old 04-27-2011, 01:14 AM   #16
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Default Re: Have you ever tasted your own semen?

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True story (believe me or not I dont care) - I was laying on my back on my bed with my ex-gf and she was giving me a ******* and jacking me off, well I tell her im about to *** so she starts rubbing me harder and harder and the whole time she's pointing my **** towards my face rather than my stomach so I blow my load and it hits me right on the mouth/chin. She starts laughing and i just sit there with this kind of face:

One of my most embarrassing moments, ever. I've never told that story before until now.
I believe you. You can actually get semen to shoot pretty far if you hold the pen!s tight for at least one push, then the next push let it go and it shots out a couple feet.
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:15 AM   #17
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:33 AM   #18
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i once blasted it into an ex's eyes, she wanted to see it on her stomach so i pulled out and the silly bint sat kind up to look, i unloaded into her eyes. she staggered into the bathroom, kinda feeling for the wall as she went.... you can imagine my reaction, i have never laughed so hard in all my years, i literally couldnt even catch my breath for a few minutes, which pissed her off...which made it even funnier...
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Old 04-27-2011, 03:01 AM   #19
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i thought the thread title is a bit familiar..did we have a similar thread before? or maybe i saw it in a different forum..1000+ replies
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Old 04-27-2011, 03:02 AM   #20
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on his alt account, that starts with a P and ends with an S
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