Lay your weary heads 'pon dis pillow.
Let us hear it, doggie....let us hear how
DIRK is gonna lead AMERICA'S team to the promised land....
How he's going to ascend to the heavens, in a baronial, grandious and triumphant blaze of glory and strike down on the degenerate, VITIATED army of Heathens that is the Miami Heat and their fans....60-15-10 on 87%shooting
How he's going to do what you said LA, Boston, and Chicago would do...
How he's gonna absolve us of all of our sins and release us from the pits of rapture....
How he's going to punish these competitive professional athletes for celebrating their victory
How he's going to teach them how a REAL champion is made...by wasting 13 yrs of a prolific career without a ring
But most importantly....tell us how
What was suppose to be a healthy and competitive sports rivalry turned into a personal, antipathy- filled grudge against 3 professional athletes that kept you all from enjoying one of the most exciting and compelling seasons in the History of Sports.