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Old 06-10-2011, 09:21 PM   #1
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Default Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

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Old 06-10-2011, 09:22 PM   #2
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Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

You can have 5 huge dudes and Im still taking the Silverback unless someone has a gun or long sword or a bomb or something
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Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

we still have the smarts on our side though. To make it fair we will give our dynamic duo one spear to help in their crusade.

I think their best bet is to lure the silverback into a narrow gulley, with Ben Wallace standing at one end beating his chest. As the silverback pounces, Lebron uses his vert and speed from behind to pierce the gorilla just before its about to rip wallace in half.
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No weapons? The gorilla, you absolute moron.
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Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

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You can have 5 huge dudes and Im still taking the Silverback unless someone has a gun or long sword or a bomb or something

It would take a hell of a lot more than 5 huge dudes. Realistically... I'm not sure it can be done unless the humans are totally unconcerned with their own well being. In that case, however many it takes to just jump on top of each other to pin it to the ground and crush it to death while crushing themselves to death. Otherwise... the only way humans could ever do it in an open field with nothing around and no weapons would be to just have so many people that it simply ran out of energy.

The thing could literally rip people's skulls out along with their spine. Good luck.
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No weapons? The gorilla, you absolute moron.

1 spear brah
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honestly, doubt a silverback would have any chance against this guy
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honestly, doubt a silverback would have any chance against this guy
Then why create this thread?
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Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

I would just put the gorilla in an armbar. Would be over
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Then why create this thread?

i said i doubt he couldn't, not that i was certain, learn some engrish please
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i said i doubt he couldn't, not that i was certain, learn some engrish please
Sh*t. I'm nedd for stop redings Theoo postings.
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Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

I'd take the Gorilla over the entire NBA. Noone is dumb enough to go in and get themselves killed distracting the Gorilla so everyone else can pile on top of it. It would rip people limb from limb.
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Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

there is no way those two would be stupid enough to fight a gorilla barehanded
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Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

This is what the strength of a chimp can do to a human:
- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_354001.html
- http://connect.in.com/chimp-attack/p...l#image_button

Now imagine what a gorilla could do.
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