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Old 12-20-2006, 05:45 AM   #1
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Here is a good one!

An arab man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks
the assistant for an inflatable doll."Would you like male or female?""Female, please.""Would you like Black or White?""White, please.""Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man, so he asked,"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
inflatable doll!""Well," explained the assistant,"The Muslim one blows
itself up!"

:rollin

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Q: How can you stop an Albanian tank?
A: You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.
Q: Why is there a rubber-band shortage in Albania?
A: They're saving it for their satellite launch.
Q: Why is there a crisis in the Albanian economy?
A: Their donkey died.

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.

Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"

Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.

blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Neither did I.

Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.

Here are a few tasteless jokes even al-Qaeda can appreciate:

Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you.

Did you hear about the prostitute who came out of a bar and was stoned? She didn't survive.

Did you hear about the greatest bash they ever had in Bali? Everyone was bombed. (this last one makes Bin Laden roll on the floor, piss in his robe, and kiss his goat)
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