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Old 07-10-2011, 03:58 AM   #1
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post the funniest thing u ever saw or read....whether its a comedy, a joke, etc...haven't had a good laugh in a long time/
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may not be the funniest but definitely up there.

about a year or two ago my friends and i noticed this store at the mall advertising them selling "italian charms." I later found out "Italian charms" were little bracelets and such. Anyway, confused by what it was, my friends and i jokingly concluded they were italian magic and the like.

the next day i went to the mall with my friends and i wore a blanket as a cape and a small stick as a wand. i went to the store and spoke in a stereotypical italian accent to the cashier asking her about the italian charms. I said something along the lines of "i heard about your italian charms, so you can teach me italian magic? I come a long way to learn these italian charms"etc. The lady was confused and explained to me what the charms were.
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Old 07-10-2011, 04:08 AM   #3
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may not be the funniest but definitely up there.

about a year or two ago my friends and i noticed this store at the mall advertising them selling "italian charms." I later found out "Italian charms" were little bracelets and such. Anyway, confused by what it was, my friends and i jokingly concluded they were italian magic and the like.

the next day i went to the mall with my friends and i wore a blanket as a cape and a small stick as a wand. i went to the store and spoke in a stereotypical italian accent to the cashier asking her about the italian charms. I said something along the lines of "i heard about your italian charms, so you can teach me italian magic? I come a long way to learn these italian charms"etc. The lady was confused and explained to me what the charms were.

u cant be fukkin serious? how old are you?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7HzJ...eature=related
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So a little boy walks in on his parents having sex and the mom hurries up and gets off of her husband. So the little boys asks, "Mom, what were you doing?" And she says "Well son, Mommy was flattening Daddy's tummy." And the little boy says, "Oh ok, but there's no point in doing that. The lady next door blows it back up in the morning when your at work."
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Old 07-10-2011, 05:11 AM   #6
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u cant be fukkin serious? how old are you?
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Old 07-10-2011, 07:32 AM   #7
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So a little boy walks in on his parents having sex and the mom hurries up and gets off of her husband. So the little boys asks, "Mom, what were you doing?" And she says "Well son, Mommy was flattening Daddy's tummy." And the little boy says, "Oh ok, but there's no point in doing that. The lady next door blows it back up in the morning when your at work."
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I was playing Golf.

The group ahead of us was just teeing off on 18 and we were behind them.

Water all down the left side. Geese in the pond. Dude hits a snap hook and nails a goose like 30 feet away. I mean this thing was 1 foot off the ground going 5000000mph. Nailed the goose. It freaked out and tried to fly away, and crashed into the water, then it started swimming in circles because half it's body was probably numb. Never laughed so hard in my life.
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may not be the funniest but definitely up there.

about a year or two ago my friends and i noticed this store at the mall advertising them selling "italian charms." I later found out "Italian charms" were little bracelets and such. Anyway, confused by what it was, my friends and i jokingly concluded they were italian magic and the like.

the next day i went to the mall with my friends and i wore a blanket as a cape and a small stick as a wand. i went to the store and spoke in a stereotypical italian accent to the cashier asking her about the italian charms. I said something along the lines of "i heard about your italian charms, so you can teach me italian magic? I come a long way to learn these italian charms"etc. The lady was confused and explained to me what the charms were.
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Old 07-10-2011, 05:30 PM   #10
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may not be the funniest but definitely up there.

about a year or two ago my friends and i noticed this store at the mall advertising them selling "italian charms." I later found out "Italian charms" were little bracelets and such. Anyway, confused by what it was, my friends and i jokingly concluded they were italian magic and the like.

the next day i went to the mall with my friends and i wore a blanket as a cape and a small stick as a wand. i went to the store and spoke in a stereotypical italian accent to the cashier asking her about the italian charms. I said something along the lines of "i heard about your italian charms, so you can teach me italian magic? I come a long way to learn these italian charms"etc. The lady was confused and explained to me what the charms were.
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Old 07-10-2011, 05:40 PM   #11
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not the funniest thing i've ever seen, but i was working on the 4th of july. the place i work at is a small plaza with a few stores in it. we were dead, so i was outside smoking a cigarette with someone i work with, and this nissan altima (probably 2000-2003) pulls up. Candy apple red paint with rims and everything. On the trunk was a "East Street Customs" decal in calligraphy. We're laughing at this kid like, "wow dude, really?" The kid parks, and then all of a sudden, we heard a "wooooooosh" noise. The fucking thing was raised, and he was lowering it little by little. So now, we're really starting to geek out, like "what a tool this kid is." Kid opens the door, and this douchebag had the balls to put lamborgini doors on it. I'm literally on the ground laughing at this point, and when he stepped out to reveal his Ed Hardy T-shirt and his blowout haircut, I almost pissed myself.

You had to be there.
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Old 07-10-2011, 05:57 PM   #12
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u cant be fukkin serious? how old are you?

19 now, maybe 16 or 17 when i did it.
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Old 07-10-2011, 05:59 PM   #13
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a dude getting kicked in the nuts.

i dont care what anyone says. its always funny.
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The other day I was at work and going past the window was this old bloke, probably around 60, dressed up, as what can only be described as a homeles pirate was skateboarding down the steet using a broom to push himself along

deffinatly the wierdest thing i've seen
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