So a little boy walks in on his parents having sex and the mom hurries up and gets off of her husband. So the little boys asks, "Mom, what were you doing?" And she says "Well son, Mommy was flattening Daddy's tummy." And the little boy says, "Oh ok, but there's no point in doing that. The lady next door blows it back up in the morning when your at work."
not the funniest thing i've ever seen, but i was working on the 4th of july. the place i work at is a small plaza with a few stores in it. we were dead, so i was outside smoking a cigarette with someone i work with, and this nissan altima (probably 2000-2003) pulls up. Candy apple red paint with rims and everything. On the trunk was a "East Street Customs" decal in calligraphy. We're laughing at this kid like, "wow dude, really?" The kid parks, and then all of a sudden, we heard a "wooooooosh" noise. The fucking thing was raised, and he was lowering it little by little. So now, we're really starting to geek out, like "what a tool this kid is." Kid opens the door, and this douchebag had the balls to put lamborgini doors on it. I'm literally on the ground laughing at this point, and when he stepped out to reveal his Ed Hardy T-shirt and his blowout haircut, I almost pissed myself.