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Old 07-14-2011, 12:02 AM   #16
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Did you see his mom again?

ya but it was probably a few weeks later. he was one of my best friends, obviously i never brought it up
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amazingly the 2nd and 3rd stories happened at the same house
you should have smashed.
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:06 AM   #18
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Worse, you actually start a conversation with them, and they completely walk past you and engage with the person behind you.

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Old 07-14-2011, 12:18 AM   #19
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WTF is "arkwardest"?

I have plenty of stories to share here, but idk if I want to share any of them. . .
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:52 AM   #20
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Default Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?

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WTF is "arkwardest"?

I have plenty of stories to share here, but idk if I want to share any of them. . .

what is this sh!t? why bother posting at all?
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:53 AM   #21
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back in college was when I was given a shot on fire with 151 in a shot sized paper cup. Cup started to burn so I dropped it on the table which in turn spilled and lit the table on fire. Yea I was dumb I was supposed to drop it in the soda but my first reaction was to just chuck the fire shot. Fortunately everyone poured their beer on it to put it out. wasnt even drunk yet and it was at the house of a chick I was trying to get at. lol, just remember everyone looking and laughing at what I had done.

Later that night, I was pouring the girl I was trying to get at some jungle juice out of a pitcher. It was a tupperware pitcher and had a lot of ice in it. I was pouring it into their cup as the top came off due to the weight and spilled all over her nice white jacket. Again, all eyes on me once again lol. Pretty embarrassing sequence of events esp in front of a girl you are trying to get with.
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:59 AM   #22
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-I played Varsity and JV my sophomore year and in between games I had to change jerseys and get warm ups on. I had to get my finger re taped so I was late and rushing and tripped on the bottom of my pants when I got on court.

-One year the announcer made a mistake pronouncing my name over the PA on purpose during the intros.

-My ex came over to this girl's house I was at and tried to fight her.

-This white lady came into my job wearing a very very dark spray tan that resembled black face.

-I had a female doctor that just bust out and said, "lemme see your balls" during an exam. That shit kinda turned me on so I had a semi by the time I dropped my undies....then she started commenting on my jewels--it was really awkward, lol.

-The lady that fitted me for my uniforms at military school.slapped me on the ass.

-This gay ass photographer in school told me I had "bedroom eyes" the ****ing pervert. When my roommate told that shit to our Counselor/Advisor he laughed himself into a stupor.

-I got caught having sex twice in college (roommate walking in)

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Old 07-14-2011, 01:00 AM   #23
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WTF is "arkwardest"?

I have plenty of stories to share here, but idk if I want to share any of them. . .

I would have negged you for that, if there was rep.
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what is this sh!t? why bother posting at all?

Why do you care?
I just wanted to find out wtf is "arkwardest"? That's why I originally posted. Haha

Okay, fine, I'll share a story.

A few days ago, some idiots in a riced out Acura Integra kept trying to get me to race them for a good 3+ miles. I didn't bite, but when we were stopped at a red light, I saw them staring at me, and the driver continuously revved his engine.
There were some girls in a Civic on my left side and I heard the passenger say, "That's a nice Cobalt!" I thought, "Okay, maybe I should let them know what this Cobalt can do." Mind you, I have an '09 SS. It's turbocharged, and it is definitely quicker than a majority of cars on the road, excluding exotics and/or high end sports cars.
I normally don't street race, but I thought I'd show those idiots in the Integra that I could kill 'em without even trying. The light turned green and I took off. I realized they weren't even trying, though...
Looked over and spotted a cop. He tailed me for a little while and then pulled me over.
He asked me why I was speeding and I told him the truth about those idiots following me for 3+ miles, annoying the f0ck out of me.
He let me go with a warning.
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Why do you care?
I just wanted to find out wtf is "arkwardest"? That's why I originally posted. Haha

Okay, fine, I'll share a story.

A few days ago, some idiots in a riced out Acura Integra kept trying to get me to race them for a good 3+ miles. I didn't bite, but when we were stopped at a red light, I saw them staring at me, and the driver continuously revved his engine.
There were some girls in a Civic on my left side and I heard the passenger say, "That's a nice Cobalt!" I thought, "Okay, maybe I should let them know what this Cobalt can do." Mind you, I have an '09 SS. It's turbocharged, and it is definitely quicker than a majority of cars on the road, excluding exotics and/or high end sports cars.
I normally don't street race, but I thought I'd show those idiots in the Integra that I could kill 'em without even trying. The light turned green and I took off. I realized they weren't even trying, though...
Looked over and spotted a cop. He tailed me for a little while and then pulled me over.
He asked me why I was speeding and I told him the truth about those idiots following me for 3+ miles, annoying the f0ck out of me.
He let me go with a warning.
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Old 07-14-2011, 01:10 AM   #26
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one time i was listening to porn in my room at around like 10 pm. Both my parents were home in the room next to me so i just reduced the volume. Then outta nowhere another window pops up with the volume full blast and all you could hear in the house is that girl screaming and moaning from getting f*cked in the ass. I couldnt even close the window because my computer froze. It took me a good 10 seconds before i even thought about simply unplugging the computer.

they didnt tell me anything about it but im 100% sure they heard it. Man it felt so akward to sit at the table the next morning for breakfast
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one time i was listening to porn in my room at around like 10 pm. Both my parents were home in the room next to me so i just reduced the volume. Then outta nowhere another window pops up with the volume full blast and all you could hear in the house is that girl screaming and moaning from getting f*cked in the ass. I couldnt even close the window because my computer froze. It took me a good 10 seconds before i even thought about simply unplugging the computer.

they didnt tell me anything about it but im 100% sure they heard it. Man it felt so akward to sit at the table the next morning for breakfast

that made me lol irl
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Old 07-14-2011, 01:39 AM   #28
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Default Re: Arkwardest/Embarrasing moments that ever happened to you?

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Why do you care?
I just wanted to find out wtf is "arkwardest"? That's why I originally posted. Haha

Okay, fine, I'll share a story.

A few days ago, some idiots in a riced out Acura Integra kept trying to get me to race them for a good 3+ miles. I didn't bite, but when we were stopped at a red light, I saw them staring at me, and the driver continuously revved his engine.
There were some girls in a Civic on my left side and I heard the passenger say, "That's a nice Cobalt!" I thought, "Okay, maybe I should let them know what this Cobalt can do." Mind you, I have an '09 SS. It's turbocharged, and it is definitely quicker than a majority of cars on the road, excluding exotics and/or high end sports cars.
I normally don't street race, but I thought I'd show those idiots in the Integra that I could kill 'em without even trying. The light turned green and I took off. I realized they weren't even trying, though...
Looked over and spotted a cop. He tailed me for a little while and then pulled me over.
He asked me why I was speeding and I told him the truth about those idiots following me for 3+ miles, annoying the f0ck out of me.

He let me go with a warning.


Your a bad ****ing wanna be cop.
and your a ****ing snitch.
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had a girl come over to my dorm freshman year for sex. she ended up staying in my bed 3 consecutive days and skipping class. when i mean staying i mean she literally did not leave my bed, even while i was in class. she got up to use the bathroom & shower, that was it. ended up having to make her leave

also walked into my friends bathroom to take a piss with my pants unzipped. opened the bathroom door to find his mom putting on a towel right in front of me while i had my dick in hand. i left immediately without saying a word to her or my friend.

however i have a friend that wins this thread. he stayed over at a friends house a morning before school. guy used his friends parents shower the next morning as the other bathroom was being used. after continuously *********ing in the shower he looks up to see his friends dad halfway done shaving, and this is a clear glass shower.
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1. Back when I was in HS. I had to take a really big dump. Like it wasn't a dump, it felt like it was going to be diareah. I made my girl stay home to talk to me and make me feel better, I told her I wasn't feeling well and wanted to throw up. So, my bestfriend takes me to the nurse. I told him I had to take a huge shit, we both lol'd but then shit got serious. I was about to honestly shat all over.

I made my girl call my mom, because they wouldn't let me leave the effing high school without a parent or guardian picking me up! I was 17, a SENIOR. How gay was this? Anyways, I couldn't pull it off. I stayed in the stairways for a good 15 mins, stalling time talking to her on the phone still trying to comfort me little did she know I had a huge turd in my stomach about to rip right out of my ass in the matter of seconds. I ended up staying till the end of class, I left school somehow, but cutting like every other kid that leaves in this special entrance.

Worst day ever. I could of swore when I went home, I needed two toilets to shat in.

2. While I was seeing this girl, we took it back to my crib. I did her while she was on her period, no condom on. She left, I went to lay down. I noticed on my bed something red. A whole freaking mess of her period it was so wet on my blanket. That wasn't no cheap blanket neither. I called her ass right back up & told her how pissed I was that she wanted to do it while she was on her period and made my bed a mess. [this all happened while I was with my girl back in #1]

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