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Old 07-14-2011, 02:27 AM   #31
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Your a bad ****ing wanna be cop.
and your a ****ing snitch.

It's "you're," you f0cking idiot.

And no, I'm not a snitch. The guys in the Integra didn't get into trouble, and I didn't get a ticket. Win-win situation, moron.
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Old 07-14-2011, 03:46 AM   #32
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one time i was listening to porn in my room at around like 10 pm. Both my parents were home in the room next to me so i just reduced the volume. Then outta nowhere another window pops up with the volume full blast and all you could hear in the house is that girl screaming and moaning from getting f*cked in the ass. I couldnt even close the window because my computer froze. It took me a good 10 seconds before i even thought about simply unplugging the computer.

they didnt tell me anything about it but im 100% sure they heard it. Man it felt so akward to sit at the table the next morning for breakfast
Omg lmfaooooo!!!!!!!! Hahahahhaa
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:53 AM   #33
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Just had one of my most embarrassing moments.

I'm on a business trip, and I get back to the hotel after a long hard day at work. So I decide to relax a bit, watch some porn on my laptop, and jerk off. I'm going at it for ~15 minutes, and I get up to go to the bathroom, which is when I notice that the door to my hotel room is wide open, and has been the entire time....

I spent the next half hour nervously waiting for hotel management to give me a call and tell me I'd been kicked out, but nothing ever happened. Maybe noone happened to walk by during that time, or if they did, they never said anything.
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:09 AM   #34
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Co worker told me if I was a girl he would date me.

Do I win?
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:18 AM   #35
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Just last week, in drunken banter with a buddy of mine, I take his "your mom" banter (you kinda had to have been there to get the flow of the conversation), and turned it into a "your grandma!" response, completely forgetting that his grandma had recently just passed away. He gives me this look as to say "what in the f uck is wrong with you?"

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Old 07-14-2011, 09:21 AM   #36
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Pissed in the middle of a friends basement (obviously highly intoxicated) and went over to apologize to his mother a day later.
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:22 AM   #37
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Just last week, in drunken banter with a buddy of mine, I take his "your mom" banter (you kinda had to have been there to get the flow of the conversation), and turned it into a "your grandma!" response, completely forgetting that his grandma had recently just passed away. He gives me this look as to say "what in the f uck is wrong with you?"

You're a jackass.
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You're a jackass.

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Old 07-14-2011, 09:29 AM   #39
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I'll lighten it up a bit.

When I was in college, I used to bag groceries. I'd also go out on the lot and gather carts. To break up the monotony, if I only had a few carts with me, I'd get a running start with them, and jump on the back of them (there was a bar right above the wheels I'd propel my feel onto). Just wanted to see how fast I could go.

Well, one time, I crashed/burned. my feet slipped and I fell down and busted my ass. Of course, being in the middle of a parking lot, there were a lot of witnesses.
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:33 AM   #40
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I'll lighten it up a bit.

When I was in college, I used to bag groceries. I'd also go out on the lot and gather carts. To break up the monotony, if I only had a few carts with me, I'd get a running start with them, and jump on the back of them (there was a bar right above the wheels I'd propel my feel onto). Just wanted to see how fast I could go.

Well, one time, I crashed/burned. my feet slipped and I fell down and busted my ass. Of course, being in the middle of a parking lot, there were a lot of witnesses.

A lot of the guys in my area at the shop rite I go to that are on cart duty are mentally handicapped.. I'm not even joking. It makes this sound so much funnier.
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:36 AM   #41
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A lot of the guys in my area at the shop rite I go to that are on cart duty are mentally handicapped.. I'm not even joking. It makes this sound so much funnier.

Yeah, I didn't even give a shit that I was bleeding or anything. My first thought was "oh sh!t, who saw that?!?!"
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:36 AM   #42
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one time i was listening to porn in my room at around like 10 pm. Both my parents were home in the room next to me so i just reduced the volume. Then outta nowhere another window pops up with the volume full blast and all you could hear in the house is that girl screaming and moaning from getting f*cked in the ass. I couldnt even close the window because my computer froze. It took me a good 10 seconds before i even thought about simply unplugging the computer.

they didnt tell me anything about it but im 100% sure they heard it. Man it felt so akward to sit at the table the next morning for breakfast
My stomach was hurting after this one.
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:41 AM   #43
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I'll lighten it up a bit.

When I was in college, I used to bag groceries. I'd also go out on the lot and gather carts. To break up the monotony, if I only had a few carts with me, I'd get a running start with them, and jump on the back of them (there was a bar right above the wheels I'd propel my feel onto). Just wanted to see how fast I could go.

Well, one time, I crashed/burned. my feet slipped and I fell down and busted my ass. Of course, being in the middle of a parking lot, there were a lot of witnesses.
That would of been pretty funny to witness.

At least you didn't do this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acWfossz1rc

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Old 07-14-2011, 11:13 AM   #44
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-I had a female doctor that just bust out and said, "lemme see your balls" during an exam. That shit kinda turned me on so I had a semi by the time I dropped my undies....then she started commenting on my jewels--it was really awkward, lol.

Now that's embarrasing. Thanks for sharing.

This happened to me about 6 years ago at work. I go into a bathroom stall for a 1-2 combo…you know some sh!t and p!ss. So I’m sitting there pissing and I’m slightly leaned over and my tie is hanging down. All of a sudden I feel something hitting my tie for about a second or two. Some of the piss was fukcin ricocheting through the damn open front of the toilet seat(can someone explain why some toilet seats aren’t complete ovals?). So I spent the rest of the day worrying that I’d smell like dry piss. I think I was able to clean it enough.

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Hmmm... when they touched my peex2 in LAX...

STOP TOUCHING MY BIRDIE!!

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