Clippers wouldnt give up Zach for Birdman. And who calls him Chris Anderson anymore? Hang with the cool kids, dump the nerds who are practicing thier reactions when they are on espn for the Spelling Bee.
Birdman makes much less money than Zach Randolph; he's effective and a good energy player off the bench. Plus, Zach Randolph makes more stupid decisions. Birdman earned every bit of money in his contract. Zach Randolph did not.
I think that Zach Randolph would win in a fight though.