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Old 08-05-2011, 06:49 AM   #1
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Default A bunch of Kobe jokes.

- Kobe refuses to Pass Salt at Dinner.

- Kobe apologized to the ref by buying him a ring.

- So a homophobe, a rapist, and a black guy walk into a bar, and everyone's like "Can I have your autograph, Kobe?".

- Kobe Bryant has become the Lakers' all-time leading scorer. Both on and off the court.

- Kobe Bryant decided to take a pass on terminating the final two years of his contract. It's the first time in his career he's ever passed anything.

- Kobe Bryant has become the youngest player in NBA history to score 25,000 points. Not only that, but he also has three assists.

- Kobe Bryant is reportedly nursing a sore right groin. Hopefully not in Colorado.

- Kobe Bryant had eight turnovers against the Bulls. It's the most he's ever passed to anyone.

- Kobe Bryant will head the 12-man U.S. squad in the Olympics this year. Wow, that's a lot of Olympians to not pass to.

- A 5.4 earthquake shook Los Angeles on Tuesday. The earthquake was so big, great and took so much attention that Kobe Bryant had it traded.

- Kobe walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"I just swept him." says the parrot.

- Kobe walks into a horse ranch, rides a horse and starts choking. "What kindof horse is this!!?" Kobe says, the ranch owner says: "Its a Maverick".

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Old 08-05-2011, 06:52 AM   #2
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Default Re: A bunch of Kobe jokes.

these are not very funny
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Old 08-05-2011, 06:53 AM   #3
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Default Re: A bunch of Kobe jokes.

Fail

Wade > LeBron
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Old 08-05-2011, 06:57 AM   #4
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Default Re: A bunch of Kobe jokes.

I would laugh if these jokes were even remotely funny. You are trying way too hard right now.
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Old 08-05-2011, 06:58 AM   #5
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Default Re: A bunch of Kobe jokes.

The irony of this thread is that the OP himself is the only joke I see so far...
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Old 08-05-2011, 06:58 AM   #6
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Default Re: A bunch of Kobe jokes.

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- Kobe doesnt pass

- Kobe raped a white girl

- A 5.4 earthquake shook Los Angeles on Tuesday. The earthquake was so big, great and took so much attention that Kobe Bryant had it traded.


Summed up all the jokes...

The shaq one was the only half decent one...
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Old 08-05-2011, 06:58 AM   #7
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- Chuck Norris made Kobe pass the ball.
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Old 08-05-2011, 06:59 AM   #8
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You're sad.
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Old 08-05-2011, 07:01 AM   #9
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Default Re: A bunch of Kobe jokes.

If you want people to laugh at kobe you just gotta post this



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Default Re: A bunch of Kobe jokes.

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- Chuck Norris made Kobe pass the ball.

Wade >>> LeBron

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Old 08-05-2011, 07:03 AM   #11
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Default Re: A bunch of Kobe jokes.

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- So a homophobe, a rapist, and a black guy walk into a bar, and everyone's like "Can I have your autograph, Kobe?".

- Kobe Bryant has become the youngest player in NBA history to score 25,000 points. Not only that, but he also has three assists.


as a huge kobe fan who understands these are just dumb jokes, i found these funny.
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Old 08-05-2011, 07:11 AM   #12
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So much effort yet so much fail.
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The best Kobe Joke:









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Old 08-05-2011, 07:16 AM   #14
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Default Re: A bunch of Kobe jokes.

- Kobe walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"I just swept him." says the parrot.

- Kobe walks into a horse ranch, rides a horse and starts choking. "What kindof horse is this!!?", the ranch owner says: "Its a Maverick".
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Default Re: A bunch of Kobe jokes.

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- Kobe walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"I just swept him." says the parrot.

- Kobe walks into a horse ranch, rides a horse and starts choking. "What kindof horse is this!!?", the ranch owner says: "Its a Maverick".
Here's another great Kobe Joke
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