No one is giving any analysis or reason why they will win or lose a game, and I'm bored so...
Carolina - I cannot be happier with any game to begin the season than with Carolina at home. If this isn't a win then we have a huge red flag.
WIN 1-0
@Washington - The Redskins have beaten us 7 times in a row

. Even though Darnell Docket absolutely hates them, and will surely get the team fired up, they always play us tough. Fortunately, they're quarterback situation is almost as bad as ours was last year. (lol yea right, nothings as bad as what we had last year.) I think we're due for a win against them, and if Kolb is anything near the hype, he needs to win these first 2 games.
WIN 2-0
@Seattle - This is tough, I don't know how good Seattle will be this year, but
their quarterbacks look like shit. Regardless, I think starting 3-0 is a lot to hope for after last season.
LOSS 2-1
New York - The Giants are undefeated in University of Phoenix Stadium

(2-0, one in the Superbowl) plus they're kind of good, so I'll give them this one.
LOSS 2-2
@Minnesota - Does anyone have any real idea how good the Vikings are going to be this year? Well, this is my opinion and I think they're going to suck with McSoup (who I wanted after Warner retire - I'm ashamed)
WIN 3-2
Pittsburgh - I want to win this one bad, but ergahdnn fuuuuu.
LOSS 3-3 I hope I'm wrong.
@Baltimore - I only see 3 really hard games on our schedule @Baltimore, Pittsburgh and @Philly. Needless to say, I want to win these games because we have ties to all 3 teams, but realistically, I only see us winning 1 at most.
LOSS 3-4
St Louis - IMO, it's between us and the Rams to take the division this year, so for the sake of not wasting my own time and over thinking this, I'll split our games. I'm lazy.
WIN 4-4
@Philadelphia - THIS GAME SHOULD BE ON ****ING PRIMETIME! Any Eagles fans agree with me or should I go hide in a box somewhere...

. This could be like Lebron returning to Cleveland, only instead of LeBron, we got Kevin Kolb, and instead of getting him for free, we gave up the farm...where's my box...
LOSS 4-5
@San Fran - They didn't really improve much did they? They got a couple of nice draft pieces, but... they always play us tough. I hate the 49'ers.
LOSS 4-6
@St Louis - I swear this last stretch of games could end up being a huge road block on our season.
LOSS 4-7
Dallas - The last two times we played them it was here, and we beat them in some of the best games from those seasons. Hopefully, it will be another great game, but I have no reason to believe we'll lose this time until proven wrong.
WIN 5-7
San Fran - They very well might sweep us again, but I can't predict that can I?
WIN 6-7
Cleveland - Just showing some love. This city deserves more.
LOSS 6-8
Cincinnati - I think Cinci will be the worst team in the league. I'm not trying to be asshole. That's just the way I feel. Sorry mlh.
WIN 7-8
Seattle - Seattle at home to finish the season. It might decide the division, it might not. I already said I don't like the quarterbacks they have, and it's in our house.
WIN 8-8
I think 8-8 is fair. Kevin Kolb will basically decide how good or bad our season is and nobody can really predict how he will do off his short body of work. I won't hold my breath for a good season, but can the Cardinals really get any worse than last year when we managed 5 wins?