Originally Posted by InspiredLebowski
182,000 views? WTF?
LOJ... that's the whole 'WTF' ...
You kids need to do your homework and read up on the LOJ over the years... yeah, it's a creative blueprint of what came to be the greatest poster not just on ISH, but of ANY and ALL message boards...
If you don't have an LOJ... you aint got shit. I'm the main attractiion. No one comes to the fair to see weak stale GOBB posts, or B-Low thinking he on some he the man! I know women! shit...
OMG... and he the same dude who literally unzipped pants and jerk'd off to meateechoke'z womanz on some "OMG dude! If that was my woman! DAMN! DUDE you so lucky! How you get HER! man!?" type shit...
OOOOOO MMMMMMMMY GOOOOOOOOO D
BLow... the once had everyone thinking he's the playa type knows women in and outs sharp, ultramodern type yeah mang, I know thez broadz... me da man!
... ARE YOU FU*KING... KIDDING ME.
From day one... you were a chump. Talking about how you lift weights, stay on your grind, ryding cicles in the hood and in all that free time at night you did push ups and built up thy mass man shit.
Well OK dude... you need a break. Back in the day you all on some "nah she not fat man, she beutfly i will smash no quesstion.... all ham and flappy gigggy on the side and all that... DONT MATTER... 'cause the B-Low love ALL them womenz.... fat... sick, ugly, ance rat face ****, doesnt matter... you just fu*k them all.
In the hearts and minds of all women everywhere... on some flute playing in the background YOU THE MAN BLOW! ... type shit.
Yeah... and you still want us to think you are cool now? ... when in fact, fa6git you were just another brother poster here and nothing unique or different about you made you stand out... you were just a nerd the whole time... talking about saving and healing womenz hearts then you flip the script on some nah you have to dawg them hoz...
... damn dude... this is High school shit. you are using high school shit at your college age level shit and making it relevant.
Make up your mind dude... do you hate women... or do you cherish them?
You chump ******.
Let me finish this for you. God created a woman to be a man's better half. no question about it. She is to love him, and only him, and he will in return love her back, and protect her, etc.
Yeah... you was on that shit when you first came here... but affter awhile you changed into a hater... nah fuc*lk them hos... its about the game.. they will play you, so might as well play them! ... type BS....
Oh no ... this whole b-low the pimp and got mad womenz on his deeek cause he the man steez..... not all you thought it would be. took you back to the drawing board... so how do I approach women now that I am older, I know more, etc..,..
Well... unfortunately you did wise up and realized you are not anything specIAL. just annothher regular black boi seeking a white cheek cause Im confident you only go for white womenz these dayz... so you would think your pimp game on a whole new level..
and you been lifting them dumbbells mad hard on the regular... looking in the mirror thinknig yeah mang... blow the best of all time... i am swag... i am king,,,.,
Oh but when they ask you what you do for a living... and you say... uummmm nothing.. for the moment... BUT once I get in... I will be good to GO!
no... no really dude... you been trying to interview with what... corps? local shops? whatever? ... why cant you just find a real jay oh bee... why will they not hire 'ME' ?????
Well, seems I've been in the real world business setting awhile I can tell you we interview chumps like you all ... every day... and we just say... OK, thank you for your time. bye...
Why... ? ... well, all because you and your type are so insecure during the interview process you just dont know what to say... or do... you just look at the walll and hope all goes well.
You have no swag... no personality... etc. ... oh but here you do.. but not in RL.
Maybe you should work on that...