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Old 06-21-2006, 09:03 PM   #1
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Default lets start a yo momma thread

ill go first an someone diss my momma (seen it on mtv, the sh*ts crazy) ill diss ya back ya kno, peple join in whenever. (entertain myself while high)
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Old 06-21-2006, 09:21 PM   #2
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Yo Mama so short, she pose for trophies.
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Old 06-21-2006, 09:21 PM   #3
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if no one post im clainin myself the champ
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:01 PM   #4
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Yo Mama so short, she pose for trophies.


haha, ur moms so fat, i use her belly button as an inground swimming pool
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:43 PM   #5
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Yo mama so slow it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.......
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:05 AM   #6
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Yo Mamma so old, she sat behind Moses in 4th grade.
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:21 AM   #7
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lol... Repost.

Your mother is so fat she had to get baptised at seaworld

Your mother is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Your mother is so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "to be continued..."

Your mother is so fat she fell in love and broke it

Your mother is so fat she's got her own area code

Your mother is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

Your mother is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Your mother is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

Your mother is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl

Your mother is so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new

Your mother is so stupid that she got smacked by a statue

Your mother is so stupid she stole a free sample

Your mother is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:22 AM   #8
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Your mother is so old she more than likely has a wrinkle or two, as is common in women during the mid to late aging process
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:27 AM   #9
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Your mother is so old she more than likely has a wrinkle or two, as is common in women during the mid to late aging process

You got me, man...
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Old 06-22-2006, 12:38 AM   #10
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Sorry...didnt mean to get that personal but i had to follow up your long list with a real crusher. Hope you understand man. Respect.
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:34 AM   #11
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Yo momma is so stupid, I told her to do the 'Robot,' now R2D2 has AIDS!!

Courtesy of Harp from Yo Momma (we're friends on MySpace)
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Old 06-22-2006, 02:16 AM   #12
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Yo momma is so fat, that when she jumped into the Pacific Ocean for a swim, it became a lake...
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Old 06-22-2006, 05:06 PM   #13
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yo mommas got 1 eye and no legs and they call the bit*h eye drop
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Old 06-22-2006, 05:27 PM   #14
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Yo Mamma got one big titty and one little titty... They call the b!tch ... Biggie Smalls.
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Old 06-22-2006, 07:51 PM   #15
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what can i say about ur moms that aint been said about afganastain.... bombed out and depleted
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