lets start a yo momma thread

[KiNG]

she wears underwear with **** holes in em

[GoRapz]

Originally Posted by B-Low

Your mother is so old she more than likely has a wrinkle or two, as is common in women during the mid to late aging process

wtf?

LOL

[Big_D_62]

old skool.....

yo momma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn

[brwnman]

Your mom is sooooooo old, when asked if she wanted a banana, she did the tarzan chant...

[Big_D_62]

yo momma so fat wen she turns around people give her a welcome back party

yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test

yo mama so stupid the thought wu tang was a chinese drink

yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

yo mama so stupid she tried to m&m's on alphabetical order

[L.Kizzle]

Yo Mamma so stupid ... she thought a Seizure was a Roman emperor

Yo Mamma so stupid ... she thinks urine is the opposite of your out

[Big_D_62]

yo momma is so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out

yo momma is so dark that she went to night skool and got marked absent

yo momma is so dark she can leave fingerprints on charcoal

[Young HkM]

Yo momma's lips are so big that chapstick had to invent a spray.

Yo momma is so fat that she sweats syrup and butter and so she went got a part time job at Denny's rubbin' pancakes on her forehead.

Yo momma is so fat, when a cop walked by her while she was sitting on a park bench, he said "Hey! Break it up!"

[Heilige]

Originally Posted by KiNG

haha, ur moms so fat, i use her belly button as an inground swimming pool

Lets get off mothers, cos i just got off yours.



Yo ma has a ******...

...

...SHE HASN'T HAD SEX IN IT FOR A LONG TIME THOUGH.

NOT FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS I WOULD IMAGINE.

[Heilige]

Originally Posted by Young HkM

Yo momma's lips are so big that chapstick had to invent a spray.

Yo momma is so fat that she sweats syrup and butter and so she went got a part time job at Denny's rubbin' pancakes on her forehead.

Yo momma is so fat, when a cop walked by her while she was sitting on a park bench, he said "Hey! Break it up!"

Are you Eddie Murphy because MAN THAT WAS SO GOOD

I'd tell your mum how good it was, but she's PROBABLY BAKING COOKIES THAT DON'T TASTE VERY NICE

Your Mom is so stupid she thinks shorthand is a birth defect.

[Heilige]

Your momma is so fat that she tripped over one day and caused an earthquake, which shook the whole globe and caused a volcano to errupt on the other side of the earth, which blew lava into the air, which boiled the oxygen and sent a toxic cloud of death to a small neighbouring village, killing hundreds, and mutating dozens more into some weird lizard type creatures which caused a tear in the space time continuum than an alien space craft came though and flew around the earth looking for your momma, which didn't take very long since she's so fat and visible from space.

[B-Low]

hmmm complex but eventually very direct! touche...

[Heilige]

Originally Posted by B-Low

hmmm complex but eventually very direct! touche...

your mom likes black guys.

[Heilige]

Your mom is so kind she took me in and made me dinner when she saw I was caught in the rain, as I'd forgotten my key. We then engaged in a bit of bum-play. It was fantastic.

Your momma's so dead that her head fell off when I ****ed it...

[Young HkM]

I just remembered one that's so good I found it necessary to bring this thread back. It also gives me a chance to respond to Heilige's comments.

Originally Posted by Heilige

Are you Eddie Murphy because MAN THAT WAS SO GOOD

I'd tell your mum how good it was, but she's PROBABLY BAKING COOKIES THAT DON'T TASTE VERY NICE

Your Mom is so stupid she thinks shorthand is a birth defect.

Ready............................................. .............................


......Yo momma is so ugly that they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

FATALITY!!