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Old 07-04-2006, 03:09 AM   #31
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Yo Mamma So Old ... She got bit by a Dinosaur.

Yo Mamma got a goatee

Yo Mamma hair so nappy ... Wilson couldn't Picket
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Old 07-04-2006, 08:23 AM   #32
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what can i say about ur moms that aint been said about afganastain.... bombed out and depleted

HAHA you watch too much Dave Chappelle.

Yo Momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed 5 movies.
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:19 PM   #33
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Yo Momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed 5 movies.

Haha i never heard that one before. I like it
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Old 07-04-2006, 02:07 PM   #34
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yo mama's so fat that when she goes to the grocery store, she buys plenty of goods from the bakery department.
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Old 07-06-2006, 05:10 AM   #35
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Yo mamma is so short, she has to open her car door with a Sticky Hand.

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Old 07-06-2006, 10:17 AM   #36
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Yo momma so fat, when she jumped on the rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo momma so nasty, she got rats and roaches at home singing "We Are Family!"
Yo momma so fat, she makes Queen Latifah look like Tyra Banks.
Yo momma so stupid, she got 0 on her SAT. (You get 200 for ripping the test. I think.)
Yo momma so fat, your dad had to stick his head up her punani and she said, "Is it in yet?"
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:58 PM   #37
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Yo momma so fat, when she jumped on the rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo momma so nasty, she got rats and roaches at home singing "We Are Family!"
Yo momma so fat, she makes Queen Latifah look like Tyra Banks.
Yo momma so stupid, she got 0 on her SAT. (You get 200 for ripping the test. I think.)
Yo momma so fat, your dad had to stick his head up her punani and she said, "Is it in yet?"


Way to look em up off the internet. Nice work.
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Old 07-06-2006, 02:41 PM   #38
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I'm glad yo momma has all her teeth......4 in her mouth and 28 in her pocket

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't beleive it's not butter

Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said,"One at a time please."

She stepped on another one and it said," to be continued."

Your momma's hole is so big, it's like throwin a hotdog down a hallway
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Old 07-06-2006, 04:07 PM   #39
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the best comeback for yo mamma jokes...


















"i dont got a mom, me and my dad share yours!"
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Old 07-06-2006, 06:25 PM   #40
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yo mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she asked where is my gumball
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:40 PM   #41
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Way to look em up off the internet. Nice work.

I didn't look em off the internet. I wrote them off the top of my head. Some may sound familiar cuz its natural, yo momma jokes go around.
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:50 AM   #42
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yo mammy is o stujpid she returned a puzzle cause she thought it was broke
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Old 04-17-2007, 06:51 AM   #43
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yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can one day and asked her what she was doing she said moving
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Old 04-17-2007, 07:00 AM   #44
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Here's one I made up just now:

Yo mama so stupid she thinks butter and margarine are the same thing!

I mean COME ON!
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Old 04-17-2007, 08:35 AM   #45
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Yo momma's so short, she needs to stand up on a chair to reach puberty
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