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Old 04-19-2016, 09:44 PM   #1
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Default Mormons just came to my door and i'm about to start playing ball with them...

I haven't played competitively in years, so this is going to be great for me to get back in shape and fulfill my competitive desire.

Two of them knocked on the door and I told them Jesus Christ was the center of my life, and then I pointed out the picture of Jesus walking on water in my living room. I had my Kobe jersey on and I was actually going to go shoot around for the first time in a long time, then they told me they play every Thursday and about 15 people play regularly.

I heard Mormons have game, fam. I'm going to have my GF record the action and post it on ISH. I'll just wear my Kobe or Jwill jersey and it'll be easy to spot me.

We're back, fam...

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Old 04-19-2016, 09:47 PM   #2
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From my experience Mormons actually have game. Many of them grew up on the Stockton/Malone Jazz and are toughnosed fundamental style ballers with great old man game and knock down shooting.
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Old 04-19-2016, 09:49 PM   #4
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From my experience Mormons actually have game. Many of them grew up on the Stockton/Malone Jazz and are toughnosed fundamental style ballers with great old man game and knock down shooting.

I've seen some youtube videos of Mormons wrecking blacks in the hood and everyone loving it. (Everyone being the other blacks watching)

I definitely don't underestimate these boys.
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Old 04-19-2016, 09:52 PM   #5
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This is going to be epic, fam.

Absolutely meant to be.

I was going to shoot around for the first time in a long time, and then I get a knock at the door.

My family is gone for a week to see their Mom's family and this was obviously meant to happen.

Now I can play ball and have my family watch and be proud of me for dominating.
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Old 04-19-2016, 09:52 PM   #6
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Damn I'm excited for this. You sure know how to keep us entertained bro
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Old 04-19-2016, 09:53 PM   #7
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Damn I'm excited for this. You sure know how to keep us entertained bro

I'm excited, too. I miss playing competitively. I used to play 3-4 times a week for hours in my 20s.

This itch needs to be scratched and ISH gets to enjoy it.
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Old 04-19-2016, 09:55 PM   #8
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I'm excited, too. I miss playing competitively. I used to play 3-4 times a week for hours in my 20s.

This itch needs to be scratched and ISH gets to enjoy it.
I'm actually more excited for this than the playoffs.

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Old 04-19-2016, 09:58 PM   #9
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Old 04-19-2016, 10:02 PM   #10
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This shit is like watching Rocky in real life only with basketball instead of boxing.
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Old 04-19-2016, 10:10 PM   #11
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If you get crossed and bodied by a beanpole wearing Dark Chinos, a short sleeved button up and a bike helmet, you are no longer my friend.

What if one checked in and took off his Mormon salesman outfit and revealed his holy underwear as the game jersey.
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Old 04-19-2016, 10:20 PM   #12
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Old 04-19-2016, 10:26 PM   #13
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If you get crossed and bodied by a beanpole wearing Dark Chinos, a short sleeved button up and a bike helmet, you are no longer my friend.

What if one checked in and took off his Mormon salesman outfit and revealed his holy underwear as the game jersey.

Whatever happens, happens.

No editing.

All real.

Like I said, Mormons are known for having game.
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Old 04-19-2016, 10:29 PM   #14
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We'll be waiting for results though.


Post it up, no highlights, strictly game tape.
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Old 04-19-2016, 10:37 PM   #15
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We'll be waiting for results though.


Post it up, no highlights, strictly game tape.

I'm too stupid to do highlights.

It'll have to be continuous clips.
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