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Old 04-18-2013, 05:24 PM   #136
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sometimes sacrifices have to be made in order to attain greatness

mine is

1,4,6,6,7,7,7,7,8,9

0,0,2,3,3,3,4,4,5,7 - I endure all THAT and all I get is a 7. Sheesh.
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Old 04-18-2013, 08:17 PM   #137
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Andre is one of those guys who's underrated by 90% of hiphop fans and overrated by the other 10%.

He's great though, don't get me wrong.

So there's 0 percent that rates him appropriately?
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Old 04-18-2013, 08:50 PM   #138
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So there's 0 percent that rates him appropriately?
Pretty much
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Old 04-19-2013, 08:25 AM   #139
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Wouldnt the guilty one simply be refusing to incriminate himself? Can it be called obstruction if its simply not telling the police you are guilty?

And not knowing which of them is guilty....how do you charge any of them with obstruction?




Assuming that is true...if nobody says anything....how is it obstruction?

Hell if everyone says they were asleep....clearly one is lying. But with visual evidence the only evidence....how do you prove who it is?

The guilty one doesnt owe it to the state to come clean. He cant be forced to incriminate himself. The rest.....are lying...or actually were asleep.

Without being able to tell who is doing what....isnt everyone gonna walk?

All you have left to charge is obstruction...which...again...cant be used if its simply not telling the police you are guilty. And not knowing which of them that is the case for....they cant charge any of them can they?


These are real questions by the way. Not me saying I know.

Well yes, I guess everyone's gonna walk, except dna test gives some useful outcome.
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Old 04-19-2013, 10:02 AM   #140
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It is outstanding.

Also...I may die soon.

I just got some chinese carryout and I always get this crab/cheese thing that isnt made with real crab. Its Krab...which is fake crab made of fish. Im not allergic to that. But this time....my mouth is going numb. my throat hurts just a little. And I ate a lot of it.

I may have a problem here.....



Are you still alive?



And what's your favorite brand of beef jerky?
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:34 AM   #141
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Too good for the BTE fakkit?

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Old 04-19-2013, 11:34 AM   #142
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What about Siamese twins? what happens if one of them murder.
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Old 05-10-2013, 12:39 AM   #143
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Im gonna pose a greatly shortened and modified version of a hypothetical I once posed elsewhere. I was told the answer is so clearly yes...that only an idiot would refuse. I suspect many of you will think otherwise.....






One day one of us sends a "tweet" to Kate Upton with a link to the off the court forum. She clicks it and shows up with the name "Da_Real_Kate". We all assume its one of us playing a prank till she posts a picture of herself leaning in a loveseat holding a sloth that is wearing a shirt with the ISH banner on it(what I asked her to do to prove its her).

Naturally ISH goes crazy with the clit riding. She stays for about 7-8 months before agreeing to set up and fund the first major ISH meet.

We all go to her party in Vegas. She and you hit it off right away and become great friends. Shes always popping up at your place to watch games. Calls you all the time. your friends assume you are ****ing but you arent. You have not put a hand on her sexually but shes cool as hell. She asks you to come out to LA with her for a big photo shoot she doesnt wanna go to alone.....you agree.

She tells you that night after a shoot she got you to come along with her because she has a question for you and wanted you all to herself for the weekend after she asks. You just know this is it. You are about to **** the goddess. And you are.....kinda...sorta right.

She gets you to her suite having bought the entire top floor. She tells you she has a secret to tell you that she never felt close enough to anyone to share since an unpleasant situation in 10th grade.

She starts to strip and..........her dick pops out. Kinda a dick. Its a dick no doubt...but like....3.8 inches long while erect(and it is). You jump and she begs you to let her explain. Youre hoping for an "Oversized clit" discussion but no.....its a fully functional dick.

She is one of the .8% of people born with both organs who has both of them functional. The dick has no balls though. It just works like a dick. she is fully able to have children. THe dick is just there and can in fact be easily removed with no complications. She is in no other way a man. At all. Hormones. Fully female. No adams apple. She is womanly as ****...with a tiny dick.

Her request....she wants you to suck it for her before she has it removed. If you do that she gets it removed in the morning and will be yours should you want her. She tells you that shes always wanted someone to blow her but was so ashamed and afraid to let people see it since the time in Hs she showed her boyfriend and he flipped out.

All she wants is a good long sensual blowjob on her 3.9 inch dick. Then its gone with nothing to show for it but a borderline invisible scar. She doesnt need to **** you. Refuses to let you get a girl to do it since:

1. Shes not gay and her [Ladies man]wang is hugafied by a man...and not by a lady[Ladies Man]
2. She is only comfortable showing it to someone she cares for. And she thinks she might love you.

Would you....knowing nobody would find out....give her her first blowjob....to get this beautiful, rich, model as your girl for as long as you want her?
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Old 05-10-2013, 11:53 AM   #144
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I'm a man of principle, I'm not sucking dick
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Old 05-10-2013, 03:51 PM   #145
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I'm a man of principle, I'm not sucking dick

See...that was my assumption. But many said otherwise when I asked elsewhere. And all of these people are ISH posters...just not that often anymore.

They are responding to the original unedited post which was on a different woman...

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what kind of girth on ambrosio are we talking here? is it a fat 3.9? or is she skinny dicked? is she circumsized? there's a good chance im gonna close my eyes drift away to my happy place and just go for it. between the fortune, fame, and getting to **** alessandra ambrosio all the time... thats a tough one to turn down my man. it doesn't make me gay, it makes me driven, determined and goal oriented. if youre downgrading the dicksize im even more inclined to say yeah, bring on that ho's tiny dong.



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yall aren't looking at this rationally. could you get a girl hotter than alessandra to fall for you? doubtful. could you get a millionaire ho to fall for you? maybe, but unlikely. could you get a superstar supermodel to fall for you? highly unlikely. could you get a chick that is gonna provide the lifestyle that alessandra is gonna provide for you? HIGHLY unlikely.

you suck this bitch's dick and then you've got a life that you will never have to work another day, you're gonna be travelling everywhere in the world, and you've got a fine ass ho (that will be dickless) to share it all with. this is a life or death situation, really. either i'm finna be living the good life if i suck that dick, or i'm back to making $7.63 an hour driving an old saturn wondering how my life could have been if i soaked that cork.

how could you forgive yourself if it's a saturday night and you're chilling at home by yourself streaming a netflix when you could have been in ****ing rio making babies with one of the finest hos on earth?


WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!!!


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You gotta suck that dick. 10 outta 10 times. It's a fine ass girl's dick and it's gone forever upon sucking. It's almost gay not to smoke the ****.

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Old 05-31-2013, 08:55 AM   #146
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What happens when you soak a raisin in grape juice? Im sure it wont regain all the grape lost....but I guess it plumps up? Is it too dense to accept new fluid?
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Old 05-31-2013, 05:51 PM   #147
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Im gonna pose a greatly shortened and modified version of a hypothetical I once posed elsewhere. I was told the answer is so clearly yes...that only an idiot would refuse. I suspect many of you will think otherwise.....






One day one of us sends a "tweet" to Kate Upton with a link to the off the court forum. She clicks it and shows up with the name "Da_Real_Kate". We all assume its one of us playing a prank till she posts a picture of herself leaning in a loveseat holding a sloth that is wearing a shirt with the ISH banner on it(what I asked her to do to prove its her).

Naturally ISH goes crazy with the clit riding. She stays for about 7-8 months before agreeing to set up and fund the first major ISH meet.

We all go to her party in Vegas. She and you hit it off right away and become great friends. Shes always popping up at your place to watch games. Calls you all the time. your friends assume you are ****ing but you arent. You have not put a hand on her sexually but shes cool as hell. She asks you to come out to LA with her for a big photo shoot she doesnt wanna go to alone.....you agree.

She tells you that night after a shoot she got you to come along with her because she has a question for you and wanted you all to herself for the weekend after she asks. You just know this is it. You are about to **** the goddess. And you are.....kinda...sorta right.

She gets you to her suite having bought the entire top floor. She tells you she has a secret to tell you that she never felt close enough to anyone to share since an unpleasant situation in 10th grade.

She starts to strip and..........her dick pops out. Kinda a dick. Its a dick no doubt...but like....3.8 inches long while erect(and it is). You jump and she begs you to let her explain. Youre hoping for an "Oversized clit" discussion but no.....its a fully functional dick.

She is one of the .8% of people born with both organs who has both of them functional. The dick has no balls though. It just works like a dick. she is fully able to have children. THe dick is just there and can in fact be easily removed with no complications. She is in no other way a man. At all. Hormones. Fully female. No adams apple. She is womanly as ****...with a tiny dick.

Her request....she wants you to suck it for her before she has it removed. If you do that she gets it removed in the morning and will be yours should you want her. She tells you that shes always wanted someone to blow her but was so ashamed and afraid to let people see it since the time in Hs she showed her boyfriend and he flipped out.

All she wants is a good long sensual blowjob on her 3.9 inch dick. Then its gone with nothing to show for it but a borderline invisible scar. She doesnt need to **** you. Refuses to let you get a girl to do it since:

1. Shes not gay and her [Ladies man]wang is hugafied by a man...and not by a lady[Ladies Man]
2. She is only comfortable showing it to someone she cares for. And she thinks she might love you.

Would you....knowing nobody would find out....give her her first blowjob....to get this beautiful, rich, model as your girl for as long as you want her?





never noticed she had a mole before......bleh!

you guys can have her.
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Old 08-07-2013, 06:55 AM   #148
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How does a person born deaf think?

They wouldnt have an internal voice would they?
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Old 08-07-2013, 07:05 AM   #149
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How does a person born deaf think?

They wouldnt have an internal voice would they?
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I'm deaf. I was born with a serious hearing loss. I grew up in a deaf school until I was transferred to a mainstreamed public school with hearing students in my 7th grade. Now I'm majoring in Civil Engineering Technology in Rochester Institute of Technology (and planning in transferring to Video Game Development major soon).
So, to answer your question, I think in ASL (American Sign Language). I guess deaf people's thinking process is little different from hearing people. When I think, it's like I'm seeing myself signing from either my point of view or third person view and when I'm imagine a hearing person speaking, I imagine him/her actually signing instead of speaking because I can understand him/her that way. Also, we don't always have a sign for every word in ASL. Sometimes when we want to think of a word that we don't have a sign. We fingerspell it. It's like imagining a letter by letter but only in hand shapes. I think in fingerspelling a lot when I'm reading an english sentence.
I'm lucky to be conditioned to think in fingerspelling while reading because there are a lot of deaf people who have problem with reading and writing because they are thinking in signs while reading an english sentence. ASL language don't use articles like "a, an, the" and several more important words in the english language like "is, are, was, are" etc in their sentences. So when they read an english sentence, they are skipping those important english words when they're signing in their minds. So, I think that is why deaf people are typically bad at reading and writing in english. I was one of them until I transferred to a mainstreamed school for better education that taught me to read and write properly. I'm still not great with english language but I'm glad that I'm much better at it than most deaf people. I hope this answered your question well.
EDIT: wanted to add TL; DR for anyone who don't want to read my lengthy post.
TD; DR ... Deaf people think in ASL, fingerspelling, and images. Deaf people also imagine hearing people signing instead of speaking in their mind.
EDIT2: Since this post gets so much attention. A deaf redditor messaged me saying I should add more information about different thought process. I noticed I failed to mention that not all deaf people think in ASL language. My good friend once told me that he don't think in ASL, he thinks in written English. I asked him what do he see in his mind when he's thinking. He said he see something like actual typeface letters. Though he was born and grew up using ASL as his first language, he thinks in written English because he loved to read and write. He was first person to transfer to a mainstreamed public school and urged me to join him. My roommate was born deaf and grew up in a hearing school. He said he once thought in ASL but his interaction with hearing people in his school made him to slowly transform from ASL to muscle memory in his tongue. So he thinks himself talking using muscle memory.
So, please don't assume that every deaf people thinks same as I do. Everyone has different thinking processes.
TL DR2: Not all deaf people thinks in ASL language. Some thinks in written english, some thinks in tongue muscle memory. Don't be confused with thinking that all deaf people thinking solely on ASL language
I'm not sure about the ones who don't know sign language though.
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Old 08-07-2013, 07:36 AM   #150
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How does a baby who can't speak any language think?
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