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Old 05-09-2013, 11:39 PM   #136
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Im gonna pose a greatly shortened and modified version of a hypothetical I once posed elsewhere. I was told the answer is so clearly yes...that only an idiot would refuse. I suspect many of you will think otherwise.....






One day one of us sends a "tweet" to Kate Upton with a link to the off the court forum. She clicks it and shows up with the name "Da_Real_Kate". We all assume its one of us playing a prank till she posts a picture of herself leaning in a loveseat holding a sloth that is wearing a shirt with the ISH banner on it(what I asked her to do to prove its her).

Naturally ISH goes crazy with the clit riding. She stays for about 7-8 months before agreeing to set up and fund the first major ISH meet.

We all go to her party in Vegas. She and you hit it off right away and become great friends. Shes always popping up at your place to watch games. Calls you all the time. your friends assume you are ****ing but you arent. You have not put a hand on her sexually but shes cool as hell. She asks you to come out to LA with her for a big photo shoot she doesnt wanna go to alone.....you agree.

She tells you that night after a shoot she got you to come along with her because she has a question for you and wanted you all to herself for the weekend after she asks. You just know this is it. You are about to **** the goddess. And you are.....kinda...sorta right.

She gets you to her suite having bought the entire top floor. She tells you she has a secret to tell you that she never felt close enough to anyone to share since an unpleasant situation in 10th grade.

She starts to strip and..........her dick pops out. Kinda a dick. Its a dick no doubt...but like....3.8 inches long while erect(and it is). You jump and she begs you to let her explain. Youre hoping for an "Oversized clit" discussion but no.....its a fully functional dick.

She is one of the .8% of people born with both organs who has both of them functional. The dick has no balls though. It just works like a dick. she is fully able to have children. THe dick is just there and can in fact be easily removed with no complications. She is in no other way a man. At all. Hormones. Fully female. No adams apple. She is womanly as ****...with a tiny dick.

Her request....she wants you to suck it for her before she has it removed. If you do that she gets it removed in the morning and will be yours should you want her. She tells you that shes always wanted someone to blow her but was so ashamed and afraid to let people see it since the time in Hs she showed her boyfriend and he flipped out.

All she wants is a good long sensual blowjob on her 3.9 inch dick. Then its gone with nothing to show for it but a borderline invisible scar. She doesnt need to **** you. Refuses to let you get a girl to do it since:

1. Shes not gay and her [Ladies man]wang is hugafied by a man...and not by a lady[Ladies Man]
2. She is only comfortable showing it to someone she cares for. And she thinks she might love you.

Would you....knowing nobody would find out....give her her first blowjob....to get this beautiful, rich, model as your girl for as long as you want her?
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Old 05-10-2013, 10:53 AM   #137
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I'm a man of principle, I'm not sucking dick
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Old 05-10-2013, 02:51 PM   #138
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I'm a man of principle, I'm not sucking dick

See...that was my assumption. But many said otherwise when I asked elsewhere. And all of these people are ISH posters...just not that often anymore.

They are responding to the original unedited post which was on a different woman...

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what kind of girth on ambrosio are we talking here? is it a fat 3.9? or is she skinny dicked? is she circumsized? there's a good chance im gonna close my eyes drift away to my happy place and just go for it. between the fortune, fame, and getting to **** alessandra ambrosio all the time... thats a tough one to turn down my man. it doesn't make me gay, it makes me driven, determined and goal oriented. if youre downgrading the dicksize im even more inclined to say yeah, bring on that ho's tiny dong.



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yall aren't looking at this rationally. could you get a girl hotter than alessandra to fall for you? doubtful. could you get a millionaire ho to fall for you? maybe, but unlikely. could you get a superstar supermodel to fall for you? highly unlikely. could you get a chick that is gonna provide the lifestyle that alessandra is gonna provide for you? HIGHLY unlikely.

you suck this bitch's dick and then you've got a life that you will never have to work another day, you're gonna be travelling everywhere in the world, and you've got a fine ass ho (that will be dickless) to share it all with. this is a life or death situation, really. either i'm finna be living the good life if i suck that dick, or i'm back to making $7.63 an hour driving an old saturn wondering how my life could have been if i soaked that cork.

how could you forgive yourself if it's a saturday night and you're chilling at home by yourself streaming a netflix when you could have been in ****ing rio making babies with one of the finest hos on earth?


WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!!!


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You gotta suck that dick. 10 outta 10 times. It's a fine ass girl's dick and it's gone forever upon sucking. It's almost gay not to smoke the ****.

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Old 05-31-2013, 07:55 AM   #139
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What happens when you soak a raisin in grape juice? Im sure it wont regain all the grape lost....but I guess it plumps up? Is it too dense to accept new fluid?
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Old 05-31-2013, 04:51 PM   #140
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Im gonna pose a greatly shortened and modified version of a hypothetical I once posed elsewhere. I was told the answer is so clearly yes...that only an idiot would refuse. I suspect many of you will think otherwise.....






One day one of us sends a "tweet" to Kate Upton with a link to the off the court forum. She clicks it and shows up with the name "Da_Real_Kate". We all assume its one of us playing a prank till she posts a picture of herself leaning in a loveseat holding a sloth that is wearing a shirt with the ISH banner on it(what I asked her to do to prove its her).

Naturally ISH goes crazy with the clit riding. She stays for about 7-8 months before agreeing to set up and fund the first major ISH meet.

We all go to her party in Vegas. She and you hit it off right away and become great friends. Shes always popping up at your place to watch games. Calls you all the time. your friends assume you are ****ing but you arent. You have not put a hand on her sexually but shes cool as hell. She asks you to come out to LA with her for a big photo shoot she doesnt wanna go to alone.....you agree.

She tells you that night after a shoot she got you to come along with her because she has a question for you and wanted you all to herself for the weekend after she asks. You just know this is it. You are about to **** the goddess. And you are.....kinda...sorta right.

She gets you to her suite having bought the entire top floor. She tells you she has a secret to tell you that she never felt close enough to anyone to share since an unpleasant situation in 10th grade.

She starts to strip and..........her dick pops out. Kinda a dick. Its a dick no doubt...but like....3.8 inches long while erect(and it is). You jump and she begs you to let her explain. Youre hoping for an "Oversized clit" discussion but no.....its a fully functional dick.

She is one of the .8% of people born with both organs who has both of them functional. The dick has no balls though. It just works like a dick. she is fully able to have children. THe dick is just there and can in fact be easily removed with no complications. She is in no other way a man. At all. Hormones. Fully female. No adams apple. She is womanly as ****...with a tiny dick.

Her request....she wants you to suck it for her before she has it removed. If you do that she gets it removed in the morning and will be yours should you want her. She tells you that shes always wanted someone to blow her but was so ashamed and afraid to let people see it since the time in Hs she showed her boyfriend and he flipped out.

All she wants is a good long sensual blowjob on her 3.9 inch dick. Then its gone with nothing to show for it but a borderline invisible scar. She doesnt need to **** you. Refuses to let you get a girl to do it since:

1. Shes not gay and her [Ladies man]wang is hugafied by a man...and not by a lady[Ladies Man]
2. She is only comfortable showing it to someone she cares for. And she thinks she might love you.

Would you....knowing nobody would find out....give her her first blowjob....to get this beautiful, rich, model as your girl for as long as you want her?





never noticed she had a mole before......bleh!

you guys can have her.
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Old 08-07-2013, 05:55 AM   #141
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How does a person born deaf think?

They wouldnt have an internal voice would they?
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Old 08-07-2013, 06:05 AM   #142
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How does a person born deaf think?

They wouldnt have an internal voice would they?
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I'm deaf. I was born with a serious hearing loss. I grew up in a deaf school until I was transferred to a mainstreamed public school with hearing students in my 7th grade. Now I'm majoring in Civil Engineering Technology in Rochester Institute of Technology (and planning in transferring to Video Game Development major soon).
So, to answer your question, I think in ASL (American Sign Language). I guess deaf people's thinking process is little different from hearing people. When I think, it's like I'm seeing myself signing from either my point of view or third person view and when I'm imagine a hearing person speaking, I imagine him/her actually signing instead of speaking because I can understand him/her that way. Also, we don't always have a sign for every word in ASL. Sometimes when we want to think of a word that we don't have a sign. We fingerspell it. It's like imagining a letter by letter but only in hand shapes. I think in fingerspelling a lot when I'm reading an english sentence.
I'm lucky to be conditioned to think in fingerspelling while reading because there are a lot of deaf people who have problem with reading and writing because they are thinking in signs while reading an english sentence. ASL language don't use articles like "a, an, the" and several more important words in the english language like "is, are, was, are" etc in their sentences. So when they read an english sentence, they are skipping those important english words when they're signing in their minds. So, I think that is why deaf people are typically bad at reading and writing in english. I was one of them until I transferred to a mainstreamed school for better education that taught me to read and write properly. I'm still not great with english language but I'm glad that I'm much better at it than most deaf people. I hope this answered your question well.
EDIT: wanted to add TL; DR for anyone who don't want to read my lengthy post.
TD; DR ... Deaf people think in ASL, fingerspelling, and images. Deaf people also imagine hearing people signing instead of speaking in their mind.
EDIT2: Since this post gets so much attention. A deaf redditor messaged me saying I should add more information about different thought process. I noticed I failed to mention that not all deaf people think in ASL language. My good friend once told me that he don't think in ASL, he thinks in written English. I asked him what do he see in his mind when he's thinking. He said he see something like actual typeface letters. Though he was born and grew up using ASL as his first language, he thinks in written English because he loved to read and write. He was first person to transfer to a mainstreamed public school and urged me to join him. My roommate was born deaf and grew up in a hearing school. He said he once thought in ASL but his interaction with hearing people in his school made him to slowly transform from ASL to muscle memory in his tongue. So he thinks himself talking using muscle memory.
So, please don't assume that every deaf people thinks same as I do. Everyone has different thinking processes.
TL DR2: Not all deaf people thinks in ASL language. Some thinks in written english, some thinks in tongue muscle memory. Don't be confused with thinking that all deaf people thinking solely on ASL language
I'm not sure about the ones who don't know sign language though.
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Old 08-07-2013, 06:42 AM   #143
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I'm not sure about the ones who don't know sign language though.
thatís a really fascinating question IMO. my thoughts form in spoken words, for sure.

without those, i think images and writing are my backups. without those, probably movies would play, like in dreams. either way, the brain regions would be there... still doing something in the form of thinking.

but i donít think thereís any question that language greatly helps to articulate thought. it is unquestionably directly responsible for huge leaps towards sophisticated living and tribal arrangements... then agriculture... then civilisation.

without precise language, precise ideas cannot be easily communicated.

i just read an article which claimed that neanderthals could basically do everything that sapiens did, such as art, sophisticat3d tool-making, and language. they were the only other ape besides us that could talk with the full vocal range of modern humans, apparently.
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Old 08-07-2013, 01:08 PM   #144
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Ive been discussing this....

One guy did assume they think in sign language. But what would someone born deaf before sign language think?

Or...what would you think if born in the wild never hearing humans speak?

Its hard to even imagine non "verbal" thinking in advanced ways. Problem solving....decision making.

I bet one could be trained to think non verbally but it would be nearly impossible once you have learned to speak and know words.

Its like...a whole other kind of thought our brain never has to work on. Maybe thats that percentage of our brain going unused. Though ive been told that is nowhere near the 90% the myth says it is.
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Old 08-07-2013, 01:38 PM   #145
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Its like...a whole other kind of thought our brain never has to work on. Maybe thats that percentage of our brain going unused. Though ive been told that is nowhere near the 90% the myth says it is.

iver heard its analgous to your house.

you are never in all rooms of your house at once, you use them at different times. but that doesnt mean that if you are in your kitchen, that the other rooms in your house are going to waste.

you only use 10% of your brain at one time.
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...you only use 10% of your brain at one time.
sorry, urban legend.

scientists never actually thought that. look it up sometime.

it doesnít make sense, anyway. other humans who used even 11% would have out-survived, out-competed 10%íers over time. etc.
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Old 08-07-2013, 03:01 PM   #147
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Ive been discussing this....

One guy did assume they think in sign language. But what would someone born deaf before sign language think?

Or...what would you think if born in the wild never hearing humans speak?

Its hard to even imagine non "verbal" thinking in advanced ways. Problem solving....decision making.

I bet one could be trained to think non verbally but it would be nearly impossible once you have learned to speak and know words.

Its like...a whole other kind of thought our brain never has to work on. Maybe thats that percentage of our brain going unused. Though ive been told that is nowhere near the 90% the myth says it is.

We already partially think non verbally in our every day lives. When your mind brings memories and images in to context that is still a form of thinking.

The way I was taught to understand it was think about a tree. Got it? You don't think of the word "tree". You dont see the letters or the word. You see what you percieve a tree to be.

I'd assume those people who can't really think in language, think in images of perceptions.
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Old 09-25-2013, 09:54 AM   #148
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I saved a hummingbird yesterday....


Girl at work saw it on the floor in a corner and asked me to see if it was ok. She also said "And dont kill it!" as if im...just that type of guy. I was almost offended she felt the need to ask me not to kill a hummingbird.



Anyway...I thought it was dead but it wasnt. It was barely moving. I assumed it must have gotten stuck inside and its super fast metabolism must have it starving to death.

So I poked a bunch of holes in a cardboard box and got a coffee cup and painted a red mark on it with a marker(they are attracted to red...which is why thats the color of hummingbird feeders). I put him(I decided its a male...males are the colorful ones) in the box and mixed some sugar from by the coffee in with some bottled water. Poked a tiny ass hole in the cup with a paper clip so the sugar water just barely dripped out. I intended to see if it would eat the sugar water out of the hole through the cup but it was too weak to get up. So instead I took a plastic stirrer and got some of the "nectar" in it and dripped it onto the end of its beak. It just lay there looking dead.

Seemed kinda hopeless:


http://imageshack.us/a/img842/7014/wns6.jpg

So I kinda leaned its mouth into the water....



After a while it started drinking it



http://imageshack.us/a/img30/6686/pkav.jpg

Slowly. but it was clearly sucking it up.

And after a while it just stood up. It didnt try to fly. Just stood up. So I put it on the cup with the sugarwater/hole/red dot and it was trying to kinda get at the drops. Then I decided...**** it. Im invested now. And I went and copped it a feeder.



So now:




By the end of the day he was actually kinda strong. Not flying but...up and about.



I gave him to the ho who was so concerned I might kill him. She said she would take care of it. Shes an animal ass ho.

I named him Reggie. As in Reggie Theus. But I didnt tell her the Theus part. That ho doesnt know Reggie Theus...
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:21 PM   #149
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-10 hell points..








- on a real note....that's cool....

- Humming Birds are pretty amazing creatures.....and it's really rare that you got to see one up close like that.

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The bird died yesterday. I'll be pouring some out for him shortly.
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