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Old 01-08-2007, 01:40 PM   #16
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Kobe looked down and asked "who the hell are you?" to which Heliege simply replied, "did you get my PM i sent you?". Kobe answered no, and Heliege asked "then tell me now, man to man....ARE you better than MJ?"
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Old 01-08-2007, 07:56 PM   #17
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And Kobe replied, "nope, and never will be."
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:15 PM   #18
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Then Kobe and Heilege did some perscription drugs together.
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:26 PM   #19
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They took turns rubbing Tough Actin Tinactin on each other's feet.
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:17 AM   #20
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Then John Madden showed up and said "Boom! Look at that right there Boom!!"
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:30 AM   #21
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It was obvious the viagra had just kicked in.

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Old 01-09-2007, 03:31 AM   #22
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Then AIR SETH suddenly showed up on his magic carpet & rubbed sun screen lotion on John Madden's buttox.
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Old 01-09-2007, 04:03 AM   #23
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Pat Summeral looks around for a flag
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Old 01-09-2007, 04:17 PM   #24
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He takes the flag and beats the hell outta AIR SETH with it.
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Old 01-09-2007, 04:22 PM   #25
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Shaq looked down and asked "who the hell are you?", I'm kobe remember me?, Can I continue to lick your nuts, Big Diesel?
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Old 01-09-2007, 07:59 PM   #26
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AIR SETH's beaten body was raped by all the people in the room, he was emotionally scared for life, and then mini Mike and Dennis went to the movies.
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Upon arriving to the movies Dennis put Mini Mike in his purse so that he would only have to buy one ticket.
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John Madden's buttox seems tasty according to Pat Summeral who looks around for a flag to cover his erection or woody.
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:15 PM   #29
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Mini Mike, Dennis, and Pat Summeral go to see Primeval. But Borat was actually filming his next movie in that same theatre.
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