Re: If you had 10 minutes to spend with one of the following
GW Bush - How many minutes do we have left?
Obama - How 'bout them Giants?
Kobe - Can I borrow some cash? or just have some?
Ali - Do you think you could beat prime Tyson in your prime?
Phil Jackson - Can you come back to replace Mike, please?
Michael Jackson - Can you ask your doc to write me a script for some percs?
Lennon - Don't trust anyone named Mark.
Jordan - Down for a game of 2k12?
Snoop - Why don't you rap anymore?
Stallone - Will you please speak more clearly?
Tyson - Do you think you could beat prime Ali in your prime?
Adriana Lima - No words, I'd just stare.
2Pac - This car is bullet-proof, right? Let's go somewhere a little less public.
Re: If you had 10 minutes to spend with one of the following
I've met Phil Jackson and Stallone. Phil was kind of condescending. Stallone was really, really short, but a pretty good guy.
Only ones I'd care about are Obama, Ali and Lennon. Ali and Lennon are the only two I'd run across an airport to try and get a glimpse of. Just missed Ali several years ago.
Given the choice of one, I'd choose Lennon. The only one of the three that could answer my question.
Re: If you had 10 minutes to spend with one of the following
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What is death like?
"well JMT, it's a little like the first splash into an icy river on a crisp fall day, when your heart jumps with the ferocity of a tigress protecting her young, only to fall back into an reassuringly pleasant bliss such as you might feel upon first stroke of your member after a long stint of fapless days"
yeah, okay john. i'm sure THATS what it's like lol
Re: If you had 10 minutes to spend with one of the following
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Originally Posted by andgar923
What would you ask them?
GW Bush
Obama
Kobe
Ali
Phil Jackson
Michael Jackson
Lennon
Jordan
Snoop
Stallone
Tyson
Adriana Lima
2Pac
I'm going to assume they'd have to honestly answer my questions.
1. Whose idea was 9/11?
2. Where's the change?
3. When you realize your shot is off, can you stop shooting as much?
4. Can I record this conversation?
5. What was acid like?
6. How do you like being dead?
7. What can I ask you?
8. How were you an amazing player yet such a terrible GM/owner?
9. When are you gonna smoke me out, sucka?
10. Can you retire?
11. Why do you look like a king but sound like a princess?
12. Wanna fuck?
13. Who shot ya?
Re: If you had 10 minutes to spend with one of the following
GW Bush - Does it feel good to mask your intelligence behind a persona? I nkow how it feels. Jokes on the audience homes!
Obama - What were your concrete plans heading to the presidency?
Kobe - They say you got an 1100 on your SAT? Yoru fukking stupid for some one so smart and itailan i swear
Ali - What inspired you to call Liston a "big ugly bear" instead of the more appropriate gorilla? Humans didnt useta be bears u know!
Phil Jackson - Would you rather be pissed on or pissed off?
Michael Jackson - Gotta teach me the crotch song. Huge fan of yours! Love t What would be your biggest social change? They Don't Care About Us or the Earth Song?
Lennon - What the heck made you select your scrub wife?
Jordan - The tongue? Where'd it originate from?
Snoop - You were so handsome back in da day fordrizzle. The hell happened. And why do you eroticize canines as opposed to horses who haev bigger d!cks and bigger glutes?
Stallone - What was going through your mind when you were a zookeeper in your mid 20's?
Tyson - I feel really awful for you man. I've loved your antics for as long as I remembered. Someone slaughtered your precious bird, god knows how terrible your youth have been, your finances, christ. If you could have asked God to forego you ever being born, would u have done so?
Adriana Lima - You are very pretty young lady so do you prefer to be fukked in public or behind da curtainz of ur hubbies penthouse apartment with his corpse in the dumpsta?
2Pac - How would life hath changed if you had a fazher?
If you had 10 minutes to spend with one of the following
