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Old 02-21-2012, 06:56 PM   #46
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Old 02-21-2012, 06:58 PM   #47
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I agree that girls are generally awful at handjobs.... don't apply enough pressure, and poor wrist action.

But as others have said, it may have led to a bj.
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Old 02-21-2012, 07:40 PM   #48
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I agree that girls are generally awful at handjobs.... don't apply enough pressure, and poor wrist action.

But as others have said, it may have led to a bj.
Some girls are amazing though. I had one chick who used her whole arm to pump and squeezed hard as hell. Sick. Another girl brought out a completely foreign technique, where she would lick her hand then flip it over and grab it backwards. That shit felt almost as good as a blowjob. Cant understand why anyone would ever turn down a handjob.
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Old 02-21-2012, 07:45 PM   #49
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Maybe hes not circumcized? I can tell you from experience that when your not circumcized and you leave it to the hands of an amaeteur (pun intented) it can be a pretty painful/annoying experience. Start feeling like a teacher tryning to teach Delinquents. Just cant get that sh!t right.
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Old 02-21-2012, 08:25 PM   #50
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I'll vouch for that. When it does get me off, the load is monterous. For some reason it works mostly in the morning, grab her hand put it on my junk and she would go to work. At night I want to occupy a hole, no idea why that is.

I'm the exact way. Climbing on top of your woman just as you rise (literally, LOL) for some of that "the best part of waking up!" is just fine (and it damn sure ain't no Folgers in your cup, more like some semen soldiers in her butt LOL).

A good morning hello sweetie pounding of her anus + creampie is terrific, but before you even get ^ to piss, let her clean the pipes of that beast, which already feels like you're having a viagra hangover. AM loads are typically that of higher volume, and since she's about to get a shower anyway ...

Here's what you do ... let her fap you just around 3rd base, then don't be a dumbass and 'ask' if you can 'waste on her face' you take over the controls, YOU perform the fap-finish homerun like a man and you TELL her to open wide, close her eyes, no where to run no where to hide, just her face, your dick, and a mammoth surprise.
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Old 02-21-2012, 09:11 PM   #51
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Maybe hes not circumcized? I can tell you from experience that when your not circumcized and you leave it to the hands of an amaeteur (pun intented) it can be a pretty painful/annoying experience. Start feeling like a teacher tryning to teach Delinquents. Just cant get that sh!t right.
Thank goodness I'm circumcized. Would have to have a dick that looked like a yam.
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Old 02-21-2012, 11:06 PM   #52
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and it damn sure ain't no Folgers in your cup, more like some semen soldiers in her butt LOL
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:01 AM   #53
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Thank goodness I'm circumcized. Would have to have a dick that looked like a yam.

You think any dick looks good?
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:05 AM   #54
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You think any dick looks good?

Circumcised looks way better than uncircumcised to me.
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:13 AM   #55
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You think any dick looks good?
Mine looks cool.

No yam here.
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:14 AM   #56
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"A grotesque fart, taking slut... blows older bukkake ducks."
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:15 AM   #57
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Circumcised looks way better than uncircumcised to me.
So homo..??...
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:17 AM   #58
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The best part of waking up, is semen in your butt!
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:32 AM   #59
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So homo..??...

Nah, maybe I'm just biased, I like mine. The first time I saw an uncircumcised dick I was like I still blew em though.
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:35 AM   #60
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"A grotesque fart, taking slut... blows older bukkake ducks."
You lost me on that one haha
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