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Old 04-14-2012, 03:05 AM   #16
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I kinda had a conversation like that when I saw a friend of mine from senior year in Walmart a month or so ago. I went to give him some dap but me reached in like he was going to give me a business handshake so I kind of missed the timing and it looked like we were making a retarded pinky swear in front of the security scanners.

As for our conversation, it was about 10% actual complete sentences and 90% "umm", fake laughs and blank stares.

Don't get me started on my interactions with bitches
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:08 AM   #17
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I can't tell the difference between a girl being in love with me and a girl being pleasant and polite.

I'm never the aggressor with a girl. Last girl I hooked up with had to put my hand on her tit before I tried anything

This one chick pretty much straight up asked me to take her virginity and I was like "hey I'm sure there are plenty of guys who are interested". Then I dropped her off and she sat there looking at me for like 10 seconds obviously (to a regular person) waiting for me to try and kiss her. Gave her a fist bump. Then I was driving away i was like "waaaait a minute..."
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:13 AM   #18
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I can't tell the difference between a girl being in love with me and a girl being pleasant and polite.

I'm never the aggressor with a girl. Last girl I hooked up with had to put my hand on her tit before I tried anything

This one chick pretty much straight up asked me to take her virginity and I was like "hey I'm sure there are plenty of guys who are interested". Then I dropped her off and she sat there looking at me for like 10 seconds obviously (to a regular person) waiting for me to try and kiss her. Gave her a fist bump. Then I was driving away i was like "waaaait a minute..."

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That's hilarious though. A fist bump hahaha.
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:14 AM   #19
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I can't tell the difference between a girl being in love with me and a girl being pleasant and polite.

I'm never the aggressor with a girl. Last girl I hooked up with had to put my hand on her tit before I tried anything

This one chick pretty much straight up asked me to take her virginity and I was like "hey I'm sure there are plenty of guys who are interested". Then I dropped her off and she sat there looking at me for like 10 seconds obviously (to a regular person) waiting for me to try and kiss her. Gave her a fist bump. Then I was driving away i was like "waaaait a minute..."

She was like and then you gave her a and then after u drove off u was like
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:14 AM   #20
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She was like and then you gave her a and then after u drove off u was like

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Old 04-14-2012, 03:17 AM   #21
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She was like and then you gave her a and then after u drove off u was like
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:18 AM   #22
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The last chick I had was purely through internet interaction and phone calls.

Hey at least you got that far though. I'm the same way though. I'm always very reserved and shy.

The thing I hate though, is how it'll always be the ugly chicks that want me. It's never the girls I want, it's always the chicks that I wouldn't even f*ck with another dude's dick. Like I know I'm ugly but this shit has been going on for years.

The chick I talked to on the internet/phone a few years ago randomly asked me to be her prom date a few days ago. I thought it was about to be a win. Until she sent pictures of her in her dress....big as a f*cking house. Of course, just my luck
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:18 AM   #23
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This is just a small example from this week. Really it's a lot of little things that make someone really awkward. Anyone can have a big social gaffe every once in a while.

I ran into a friend from high school and one of his friends who I didn't know. We talked for a few minutes, nothing interesting. As I was leaving his friend shook my hand and said "nice to meet you", I replied "How's it going?"

He looked at me like
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:23 AM   #24
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Epic thread in the making.
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:32 AM   #25
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I can't tell the difference between a girl being in love with me and a girl being pleasant and polite.

I'm never the aggressor with a girl. Last girl I hooked up with had to put my hand on her tit before I tried anything

This one chick pretty much straight up asked me to take her virginity and I was like "hey I'm sure there are plenty of guys who are interested". Then I dropped her off and she sat there looking at me for like 10 seconds obviously (to a regular person) waiting for me to try and kiss her. Gave her a fist bump. Then I was driving away i was like "waaaait a minute..."

the fistbump part has me weak right now
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:41 AM   #27
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The last chick I had was purely through internet interaction and phone calls.

Hey at least you got that far though. I'm the same way though. I'm always very reserved and shy.

The thing I hate though, is how it'll always be the ugly chicks that want me. It's never the girls I want, it's always the chicks that I wouldn't even f*ck with another dude's dick. Like I know I'm ugly but this shit has been going on for years.

The chick I talked to on the internet/phone a few years ago randomly asked me to be her prom date a few days ago. I thought it was about to be a win. Until she sent pictures of her in her dress....big as a f*cking house. Of course, just my luck

I've been lucky in only having a few ugly chicks hitting on/interested in me. Hurts the self esteem.

I need to figure out how to use the internet to get girls.

This one girl asked me to our prom after I had been kicked out. She already had a date though, and it was this dude who thought I tried to steal his girl and blamed me for them breaking up. I really regret not accepting her invitation, that could have been real funny.
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:45 AM   #28
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I found Macho Man on WSHH

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...EIfA1MzjBcZ4sZ
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:50 AM   #29
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Yeah, meeting girls via internet seems pretty straightforward.

Meet girl online --> Add to facebook --> chat on facebook --> go on date, etc.

In everyday life it goes:

Meet girl somewhere --> Add to facebook --> chat on facebook --> go on date, etc.

If you think about it, why limit yourself to random encounters in your day to day life? There are many thousands of compatible girls out there that just didn't happen to be fortunate to live near you. So because of that, they're never given a chance? That doesn't seem right. Not using internet dating is like fishing in a puddle right beside a giant lake. I've convinced myself.
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Old 04-14-2012, 03:54 AM   #30
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Dude was thinkin like me.

"this must be some kind of trick"

Also, that dude looks like he's in better shape, I think he works out.
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