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Old 04-14-2012, 04:00 AM   #31
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Yeah, meeting girls via internet seems pretty straightforward.

Meet girl online --> Add to facebook --> chat on facebook --> go on date, etc.

In everyday life it goes:

Meet girl somewhere --> Add to facebook --> chat on facebook --> go on date, etc.

If you think about it, why limit yourself to random encounters in your day to day life? There are many thousands of compatible girls out there that just didn't happen to be fortunate to live near you. So because of that, they're never given a chance? That doesn't seem right. Not using internet dating is like fishing in a puddle right beside a giant lake. I've convinced myself.

I usually don't get to the "chat on facebook" part though. I'm so insecure I spend a bunch of time thinking of the perfect intro to throw at her. I try to run through a bunch of scenarios then I usually just end up saying "**** it" and log on to ISH.

Usually, when I try to make friends with a stranger online, I end up either boring them, creeping them out or pissing them off: all with my sense of humor (or lack thereof)
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Old 04-14-2012, 04:01 AM   #32
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Don't be so hard on yourself man. You're just trying too hard by the sounds of it. You should just talk to them like they're us here on ish.
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Old 04-14-2012, 04:06 AM   #33
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Where do you meet girls online though? Is there a Lady ISH? And I deleted my Facebook because it was making me hate everyone. I'm thinking of making one this summer when my sister has a baby and just pretending the baby is mine. Bitches love babies.
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Old 04-14-2012, 04:06 AM   #34
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Believe it or not, I try hard here on ISH too. I just have a different contrived personality on here.
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Old 04-14-2012, 04:07 AM   #35
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Bitches love babies.

YES they do!!!

They just don't like trying to make them with me.
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Old 04-14-2012, 04:13 AM   #36
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Surely you have a few bastard children
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Old 04-14-2012, 04:14 AM   #37
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If you count the ones between me and my sheets yes I have a few generations worth.
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Old 04-14-2012, 04:25 AM   #38
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Get a puppy white girls dig that ish but then again I'm not the best to ask for girl advice
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Old 04-14-2012, 08:33 AM   #39
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She was like and then you gave her a and then after u drove off u was like
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Old 04-14-2012, 08:43 AM   #40
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when i was like 12 a girl said she wanted my sauce. repeatedly. i really liked her, but i didnt make a move because i wasnt sure that she was into me, and didnt want to get rejected. she asked me for a hug every single day, and my 12 year old dumbass still didnt get it

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This one chick pretty much straight up asked me to take her virginity and I was like "hey I'm sure there are plenty of guys who are interested". Then I dropped her off and she sat there looking at me for like 10 seconds obviously (to a regular person) waiting for me to try and kiss her. Gave her a fist bump. Then I was driving away i was like "waaaait a minute..."


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Old 04-14-2012, 09:04 AM   #41
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I call BS, no one on ISH is socially awkward. We all straight playas.
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:21 AM   #42
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I call BS, no one on ISH is socially awkward. We all straight playas.
for every godzuki there's a turtle dikk like rad

anywayi was out with a friend last week and he brought some of his friends, i didn't know any of them, so they were talking about some stuff i don't know shit about and that doesn't interest me(too afraid to talk)
so after a while this one guy asks me why i don't talk and i instead of saying something just looked at him like an idiot for about 2seconds and then looked back on my phone

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Old 04-14-2012, 09:56 AM   #43
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The last chick I had was purely through internet interaction and phone calls.

Hey at least you got that far though. I'm the same way though. I'm always very reserved and shy.

The thing I hate though, is how it'll always be the ugly chicks that want me. It's never the girls I want, it's always the chicks that I wouldn't even f*ck with another dude's dick. Like I know I'm ugly but this shit has been going on for years.

The chick I talked to on the internet/phone a few years ago randomly asked me to be her prom date a few days ago. I thought it was about to be a win. Until she sent pictures of her in her dress....big as a f*cking house. Of course, just my luck
post pic of you. I might want you in my promos


I'm not sure whether I'm soc-awk or not... Depends... Sometimes I find really hard to fit in a group conversation, but sometimes I'm the queen. I'm picky with people, I guess.
Like me.
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Old 04-14-2012, 10:21 AM   #44
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When I was at school I was really awkward. We had a fire drill once and we had to go outside the front of the school and line up alphabetically using our surname. One of the hottest girls in my year came up to me and asked what my surname was (Always a good sign) The conversation went as follows.

Girl: What's your last name?

Me: Sharpe

Girl: What?!?

Me: Sharpe

Girl: Oh right, I thought you said shut up! (I mumble a lot)

Me: I did!

Girl: What?

Me: I'm joking...... it has an "E" by the way.

Girl: What?!? (now looking weirded out)

Me: My name, Sharpe.......it has an "E".......a silent "E" at the end of it....
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Old 04-14-2012, 10:22 AM   #45
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I cant talk to black girls. I can only spit game on white girls.
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