Looks likely that my insane ISH haters have finally tracked me down.
Real world-didn't sleep the night before cus was in the library, came home and crashed on my bed. Around 7PM here a massive bang, thought it was just someone banging on my door, opened my room door, saw nothing and went back to sleep.
Then wake up 2 hours later and see the front lock is busted.
Just snitched to the cops, they on their way.
Im only in my flat like 1-2 nights a week, and they probably dont realize my flatmate is here all the time cus he's in his room with the windows drawn in the dark playing DoTA all day. Likely they ran when I opened my bedroom door.
Goddamn if these little shit midget pakistani poser ali-g wannabe thug gangster kids every try this shit again when I'm home I can't wait to shit on them, bet they don't know I got an aluminum bat and china town katana in my room, all these faggots carry is little bitch pocket knives
nah but he was a legit british pro looking posh suit dude. Thought it would just be two fat idiot cops but it was one posh suit dude who was going around dusting for evidence asking all these questions and then pointing shit out as he did it like "ah see this shoe print here, this is the motion he used to kick the door, bet we got finger prints on this ledge here oh yep, there they are, gonna call in forensics tomorrow", proper McNulty type, and the other dude was a goofy ginger cop with the kevlar and uniform who was joking about food and what uni we went to and how much he hated school. They'd make a good partnership for a shitty TBS buddy cop drama. They probably wont actually do anything more but at the time they seemed real legit.
Last edited by Nick Young : 04-23-2012 at 03:04 AM.