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Old 04-28-2012, 12:54 PM   #121
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Keep telling yerself that. Come to DC and I will drink your ass to the grave. Prolly some little 20 something bitch in way over your head.
Damn this guy is so bitter and insecure. Probably on a 9+ month dry streak himself based on his tendency to bitch and moan about everything
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Old 04-28-2012, 12:58 PM   #122
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i already did and edited it out. fk that, i respect women, real talk
thats the reason you couldnt get it up real talk
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:04 PM   #123
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thats the reason you couldnt get it up real talk
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:06 PM   #124
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i might not get a second chance

i'm leaving bright and early tomorrow morning, my dad is currently staying at me, and i'm not even close to being on schedule packing my shit up

fk me srsly somebody ANYBODY fk me
Ill **** you dude.

Here's the plan. Get off of ISH. Turn on music and just rage through the packing. Get 'er done. Cold call the girl. Tell her straight up that you want to bone her and you have to head out tomorrow. Who knows. IT'll probably work.
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:11 PM   #125
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oh i could get it no question, we had a plan to hook back up anyway if i found the time, but my apt... im taking a 15 min break atm but i've been going at it for four hours now and it feels like i've barely started

BUT when there's a will there's a way, thanks for the motivation hawk
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Old 04-28-2012, 03:22 PM   #126
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Oh god, I remember the days when I used to bring girls back to my place on a weekly basis, still do as a matter of fact but not quite as often. You'd treat them nice and buy them a nice meal, like a Doner Kebab, but not just any Doner Kebab. A gourmet Doner Kebab, with fine meats, sauces and salad. Wrapped in warm delicious pita bread. Once devoured you'd drop a subtle hint to make her more receptive to the idea of coming back to your place, like say for instance, you're walking past a shop that sells bedroom furniture and you cheekily point and wink to a mattress, to which she smiles and blushes bright red. What colour! And once home, let the passion begin, oh the sweet passion. And you find yourself entering her deliciously warm majesty and everything's just rosie.

I'm more interested in the Doner in this story. I haven't had one in 6 years
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:47 PM   #127
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rIdonKs ... as always a 'net nerd... wow, I'm amazed people are just seeing this?
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Old 04-28-2012, 07:44 PM   #128
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rIdonKs ... as always a 'net nerd... wow, I'm amazed people are just seeing this?
are they? i've been an admitted nerd on this website for... *checks join date*... going on six years now
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Old 04-28-2012, 07:48 PM   #129
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rIdonKs ... as always a 'net nerd... wow, I'm amazed people are just seeing this?


You're calling other people nerds? Really?
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Old 04-28-2012, 08:41 PM   #130
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No fap would've helped
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Old 04-28-2012, 08:44 PM   #131
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No fap would've helped
thats the f*cked up part. i was five days into the month long challenge at the time! wtf?
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Old 04-28-2012, 08:46 PM   #132
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thats the f*cked up part. i was five days into the month long challenge at the time! wtf?
Naah that's not long enough.. you start noticing changes after around 2 weeks
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Old 04-28-2012, 08:53 PM   #133
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one week vs two weeks has never made much of a difference to me few times i've gone that long. never ever had a problem at least getting it up from the get go after that long.
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Old 04-28-2012, 09:07 PM   #134
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Happened to me once before too. I wasn't smashed or anything but I'd had a few. I probably would have been fine had I just been patient, but as soon as I couldn't IMMEDIATELY get it up I was overcome with anxiety and pressure which just made it harder(erm..."more difficult"). I was a bit put off by her personality but you'd think a naked attractive female with her legs spread would be enough.

My condolences.
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Old 04-30-2012, 02:17 PM   #135
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