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Old 06-07-2012, 02:13 PM   #31
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LKizzle's so black that people walking their dogs use pooper scoopers on him
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Old 06-07-2012, 02:20 PM   #32
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And what's up with L. Kizzle always posting about crappy tv shows from the 90s?


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Old 06-07-2012, 02:20 PM   #33
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Why does l kizzle carry fecal matter with him everywhere he goes? In case somebody asks him for photo id. I keed I keed u my homey saaaan even though I don't know you we coo we coo...that's why I fux wit u... u a coo ass mofo with a played out afro.
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Old 06-07-2012, 05:35 PM   #34
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L Kizzle's so black he started his own movement "Occupy social services."
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Old 06-07-2012, 05:47 PM   #35
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L. Kizzle is so in love with 90s culture that he won't use any products that came out after Martin got cancelled. Which is why he conveniently doesn't have a camera phone in 2012.
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Old 06-07-2012, 05:58 PM   #36
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LKizzle's so black that when he goes to the movies, he talks on 3 different cell phones
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Old 06-07-2012, 06:02 PM   #37
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L. Kizzle is SO obsessed with 90s black culture that he's intentionally knocked up 24 different women just so he can name one of his kids after each of the Wayans
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Old 06-07-2012, 06:31 PM   #38
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L Kizzle so black he bought his summer house in the projects
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Old 06-07-2012, 06:32 PM   #39
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L.Kizzle is a big poopy head who pees on his own tri-cycle.
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Old 06-07-2012, 06:38 PM   #40
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Kizzle loves blaxploitation...which is why he named his anal dildos "Dolemite" and "Shaft"

His pubic hair is jerry curled and his balls are on platforms...



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Old 06-07-2012, 06:44 PM   #41
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Old 06-07-2012, 06:45 PM   #42
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^^^ my mental image of Kizzle
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Old 06-07-2012, 06:49 PM   #43
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L. Kizzle is so black that every time he gets in a Jacuzzi, the water turns into coffee.

L. Kizzle is so black that when he goes to night school, he has to smile so the instructor knows not to mark him absent.
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Old 06-07-2012, 06:51 PM   #44
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L. Kizzle is so black that he gets tattoos in chalk.

L. Kizzle is so black that when he rode a motorcycle, cops gave him a ticket for tinted windows.
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:52 PM   #45
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l kizzle is so black that his asshole is 3 shades lighter than his skin color.
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