L.Kizzle Roast Thread

[Godzuki]

LKizzle's so black that people walking their dogs use pooper scoopers on him

[rufuspaul]

And what's up with L. Kizzle always posting about crappy tv shows from the 90s?

[PullupJay]

Why does l kizzle carry fecal matter with him everywhere he goes? In case somebody asks him for photo id. I keed I keed u my homey saaaan even though I don't know you we coo we coo...that's why I fux wit u... u a coo ass mofo with a played out afro.

[rawimpact]

L Kizzle's so black he started his own movement "Occupy social services."

[B-Low]

L. Kizzle is so in love with 90s culture that he won't use any products that came out after Martin got cancelled. Which is why he conveniently doesn't have a camera phone in 2012.

[Godzuki]

LKizzle's so black that when he goes to the movies, he talks on 3 different cell phones

[B-Low]

L. Kizzle is SO obsessed with 90s black culture that he's intentionally knocked up 24 different women just so he can name one of his kids after each of the Wayans

[macmac]

L Kizzle so black he bought his summer house in the projects

[iDunk]

L.Kizzle is a big poopy head who pees on his own tri-cycle.

[-p.tiddy-]

Kizzle loves blaxploitation...which is why he named his anal dildos "Dolemite" and "Shaft"

His pubic hair is jerry curled and his balls are on platforms...



thank you...thank you

[Wile E. Coyote]

[-p.tiddy-]

^^^ my mental image of Kizzle

[Scholar]

L. Kizzle is so black that every time he gets in a Jacuzzi, the water turns into coffee.

L. Kizzle is so black that when he goes to night school, he has to smile so the instructor knows not to mark him absent.

[Scholar]

L. Kizzle is so black that he gets tattoos in chalk.

L. Kizzle is so black that when he rode a motorcycle, cops gave him a ticket for tinted windows.

[nathanjizzle]

l kizzle is so black that his asshole is 3 shades lighter than his skin color.