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Old 06-23-2012, 05:38 PM   #16
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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Los Angeles Lakers fan?

A: The bucket.
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Old 06-23-2012, 05:58 PM   #17
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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and an Los Angeles Lakers fan?

A: The bucket.

I feel like I have to defend my team.

Q: What's the difference between Clevland Cavaliers and LeBron James?

A: LeBron has a ring.

Q: What's something Lakers have won 17 times that Cavs still hasn't?

A: A championship.

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Old 06-23-2012, 06:10 PM   #18
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I feel like I have to defend my team.

Q: What's the difference between Clevland Cavaliers and LeBron James?

A: LeBron has a ring.

Q: What's something Lakers have won 17 times that Cavs still hasn't?

A: A championship.
Q: What do the Los Angeles Lakers and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Old 06-23-2012, 06:22 PM   #19
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Q: What do the Los Angeles Lakers and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: What do the Clippers and Cavs have in common?

A: None of them has ever won a ring.
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Old 06-23-2012, 06:32 PM   #20
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Noone
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Old 06-23-2012, 06:45 PM   #21
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Q: What do the Clippers and Cavs have in common?

A: None of them has ever won a ring.
2-0 to Meticode. Come on at least Meticode's lines are somewhat funny and clever, you are just saying random stuff.
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Old 06-23-2012, 06:54 PM   #22
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2-0 to Meticode. Come on at least Meticode's lines are somewhat funny and clever, you are just saying random stuff.

Yeah I know I'm not good at this
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:04 AM   #23
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Noone
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:22 AM   #24
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knock knock

whos there

your father

your father who

your father
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:00 AM   #25
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Q: What do the Los Angeles Lakers and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: When Drew Carry is in Ohio who's the biggest joke in town?

A: It's still Cleavland.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:12 AM   #26
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Be

Be who ?

GAWBE.

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Old 07-05-2012, 11:33 AM   #27
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Meticode is a punchline genius.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:50 AM   #28
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Q: What's the difference between the Los Angeles Lakers and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:52 AM   #29
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Didn't get that one. Ya should stop plagiarizing those jokes. Those ain't yours.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:53 AM   #30
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Q: What's the difference between Lebron and a Bball court ?

A: The Bball court has two rings

See ? I can do it too.
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