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03-13-2008, 10:51 PM
#1
woop woop
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Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
In some remote places, people pay to have sex with orangutans and such
Would you **** an animal if THEY PAYED you a million bucks?
Would you do it? which animal would you do the nasty with?
- this is some dirty ****, but for a million bucks I just.... nah its too nasty. Maybe I'd do it blindfolded or something with the money handcuffed to my legs.
03-13-2008, 10:58 PM
#2
NBA All-star
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
Haha wtf "something with the money handcuffed to my legs."
Isn't some dude having sex with a monkey the thing that started AIDS/HIV?
03-13-2008, 10:59 PM
#3
Caron's Biggest Fan
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
How's an animal going to pay me 1 million bucks?
03-13-2008, 11:09 PM
#4
Good college starter
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
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03-13-2008, 11:18 PM
#5
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
Hell to the YEAH
03-13-2008, 11:21 PM
#6
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
Can I wear a condom?
03-13-2008, 11:21 PM
#7
In It to Win It
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of choice? Probably a cat.
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03-13-2008, 11:28 PM
#8
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
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Originally Posted by Chalkmaze
Wow, what a pretty mouth!!
03-13-2008, 11:33 PM
#10
Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
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Originally Posted by ForceOfNature
For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of chocie? Probably a cat.
jesus dude...
this tells me that in some point in your life you have thought about screwing a cat....
03-13-2008, 11:37 PM
#11
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
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Originally Posted by ForceOfNature
For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of chocie? Probably a cat.
Why wear a condom, what are you gonna catch heart worms?
03-13-2008, 11:46 PM
#12
Good college starter
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Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
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Originally Posted by L.Kizzle
Why wear a condom, what are you gonna catch heart worms?
Might get them pregnant and get one of these.
03-13-2008, 11:52 PM
#13
I know everything
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
Quote:
Originally Posted by ForceOfNature
For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of chocie? Probably a cat.
03-14-2008, 12:07 AM
#14
Da Bulls! Da Bears!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 3,221
Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
I wouldnt do it!
money doesnt make or break me!
03-14-2008, 12:07 AM
#15
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Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?
i'd do it with a sedated gorrilla. has to be the closest thing to human puss.
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