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Old 08-09-2012, 01:54 PM   #16
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Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

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You have no idea what you're talking about.


Yes I do. Gorillas can lift up to 10 times their own body weight. That's 2000kg/4600lbs
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:55 PM   #17
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Have you ever read Gorillas in the Mist? Gorillas are ******* unless cornered, or another gorilla is after their hoard. They track gorillas by their diarrhoea (laced with blood) they leave behind when they flee. Gorillas are shit scared of humans. Grizzly bears are not to be ****ed with.

A better thread would be:
Fatal 4 way, Grizzly vs Polar Bear vs Silverback Gorilla vs Hippo
Referee: Honey Badger

Grizzly bears don't like to be around humans either

This is a complete hypothetical. Neither of these animals live in the same habitat and they are both reluctant to fight so get that shit out of here.
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:57 PM   #18
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Have you ever read Gorillas in the Mist? Gorillas are ******* unless cornered, or another gorilla is after their hoard. They track gorillas by their diarrhoea (laced with blood) they leave behind when they flee. Gorillas are shit scared of humans. Grizzly bears are not to be ****ed with.

A better thread would be:
Fatal 4 way, Grizzly vs Polar Bear vs Silverback Gorilla vs Hippo
Referee: Honey Badger


Hippos are crazy underrated when it comes to p.issed off animal hypotheticals. They would f.uck someone up
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:59 PM   #19
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Hippos are crazy underrated when it comes to p.issed off animal hypotheticals. They would f.uck someone up

For sure. Those jaws are crazy strong.

I still think the polar bear comes out on top though. I really can't see the gorilla being able to do a damn thing to the hippo.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:02 PM   #20
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This is a complete hypothetical. Neither of these animals live in the same habitat and they are both reluctant to fight so get that shit out of here.

Grizzlies are not reluctant. They can be cold blooded killers. We're not talking about black bears here, it's a muddyfunstin' GRIZZLY!

I think the way to get these guys to fight is to get them all hungry and juiced up on methamphetamine.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:03 PM   #21
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So I guess this has officially become one of those threads that pops up once or twice a year.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:04 PM   #22
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Grizzlies are not reluctant. They can be cold blooded killers. We're not talking about black bears here, it's a muddyfunstin' GRIZZLY!

I think the way to get these guys to fight is to get them all hungry and juiced up on methamphetamine.

They are reluctant to fight. If you are walking through the woods and you start making noise, any grizzlies will leave you alone. Once you get in its way though, then it is going to attack. If either animals felt threatened they would be ready to throw down. I do agree that the hippo would probably do work on either of them.
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So I guess this has officially become one of those threads that pops up once or twice a year.


KOBE OR LEBRON????

Is that better?
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:08 PM   #24
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They are reluctant to fight. If you are walking through the woods and you start making noise, any grizzlies will leave you alone. Once you get in its way though, then it is going to attack. If either animals felt threatened they would be ready to throw down. I do agree that the hippo would probably do work on either of them.

Gorillas are naturally terrified of poachers. They don't want to attack, they're *******. How often do you hear about gorilla attacks?

Grizzly: "I like blueberries a lot, but If I'm hungry I will eat you while you scream."

Gorilla: "I like eating leaves."
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:08 PM   #25
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Default Re: Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla: Who Wins?

Definitely the Grizzly, the Gorilla was born in a weaker era.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:09 PM   #26
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Gorillas are naturally terrified of poachers. They don't want to attack, they're *******. How often do you hear about gorilla attacks?

Grizzly: "I like blueberries a lot, but If I'm hungry I will eat you while you scream."

Gorilla: "I like eating leaves."

It doesn't matter how they feel about humans. It is a match to the death against a grizzly bear. Unless the grizzly has a gun and a hunting license, the gorilla isn't going to be afraid of him.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:10 PM   #27
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Definitely the Grizzly, the Gorilla was born in a weaker era.
Grizzlies face weak competition though. Dears? Rabbits? Come on man
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Grizzlies face weak competition though. Dears? Rabbits? Come on man
Grizzlies have way more practice when it comes to killing their prey. Gorillas are herbivores for the most part
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:14 PM   #29
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It doesn't matter how they feel about humans. It is a match to the death against a grizzly bear. Unless the grizzly has a gun and a hunting license, the gorilla isn't going to be afraid of him.

Gorillas don't fear the guns, they fair the unknown. They flee when they hear noises. They are true pussies. If a grizzly cornered one, that's a different story, or if he caught the grizzly with his schlong in one of his harem, he would go ape shit. Otherwise he's running, and has shit squirting out everywhere.

I have never heard a story about a grizzly being a pussy.
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Bear without it's Fur...




Hairless chimp ( Imagine what a Gorilla would look like)




IMO Gorilla>Bear all dey eryydey 24/7
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