Spiders/Arachnid Unappreciation Thread

[Batz]

Man fuck this shit. I can't sleep tonight because of these fuckers. Crawly larger than my hand, just having about in my room like it's his fucking town.

So what do I do? Throw a basketball at it. I know I know, rule #1 about killing spiders is you DON'T THROW ANYTHING AT IT. But I had to. The shit was crawling right towards my anti-spider shoes - my hyperdunks. And this guy was moving quick, so I just did a dribble pass, and like a Steve Nash and Amar'e PnR, I hit that shit on point.

Problem? It's nowhere to be found. That's right. It's not a problem till it disappears. I hit it. I know I did. My basketball was covered in odd types of fluid that must've come from the spider. But no body. None whatsoever.

So I can't sleep now. Because this fucker might just be sleeping next to me tonight, without me knowing it. How long has it been around? And what if there is more!? This isn't the first time I've seen a giant spider in this house. WHERE ARE THEY BREEDING THIS TYPE!?

So here it is, the Spider unappreciation thread. An entire thread dedicated to wishing absolute extinction on this crap-hole of a species. Is there any use for their kind? Doesn't matter. They have to die. They all have to die. There should a military research unit dedicated to just trying to force extinction on them. Just fucking wow.

This isn't my only bad spider experience. I have tons. But this one, this one was huge, thick, long, wide. Not your normal house spider, that for fucking sure. And it was practically crawling underneath my feet for god knows how long. I just wanted to watch Weeds and Breaking Bad before going to bed, but now I gotta declare Jihad on my own room as I clean the fuck out of it.

[SourPatchKids]

Did the spider mush get on the soles of you HD's?

[Batz]

Originally Posted by SourPatchKids

Did the spider mush get on the soles of you HD's?

Nope. Only on the basketball fortunately.

[blacknapalm]

[Batz]

My Anus has been plugged throughout this process.

[SourPatchKids]

For some reason my mom is scared of cats and dogs but she thinks spiders are no problemo.

[Bucket_Nakedz]

ive had some terrifying dreams of those fukkers, like they were the size of dogs and very aggressive . but in reality, when i see one, i don't really care or freak out. im just indifferent...

[Batz]

Originally Posted by Bucket_Nakedz

ive had some terrifying dreams of those fukkers, like they were the size of dogs and very aggressive . but in reality, when i see one, i don't really care or freak out. im just indifferent...

Not when you see a fucker this big, chief.

[Joshumitsu]

I usually just drop dumbbells on them.

[Batz]

Originally Posted by Joshumitsu

I usually just drop dumbbells on them.

I did once by accident when I finished a set of shoulder presses.

[KDTrey5]

i got a fear for spiders too

[blacknapalm]

yo, we need an update, batz. got this critter cornered yet or did you build a moat around your bed?

[Rysio]

there's no other other way.

[SourPatchKids]

[East_Stone_Ya]