ck this shit. I can't sleep tonight because of these fu
ckers. Crawly larger than my hand, just having about in my room like it's his fu
So what do I do? Throw a basketball at it. I know I know, rule #1 about killing spiders is you DON'T THROW ANYTHING AT IT. But I had to. The shit was crawling right towards my anti-spider shoes - my hyperdunks. And this guy was moving quick, so I just did a dribble pass, and like a Steve Nash and Amar'e PnR, I hit that shit on point.
Problem? It's nowhere to be found. That's right. It's not a problem till it disappears. I hit it. I know I did. My basketball was covered in odd types of fluid that must've come from the spider. But no body. None whatsoever
So I can't sleep now. Because this fu
cker might just be sleeping next to me tonight, without me knowing it. How long has it been around? And what if there is more!? This isn't the first time I've seen a giant spider in this house. WHERE ARE THEY BREEDING THIS TYPE!?
So here it is, the Spider unappreciation thread. An entire thread dedicated to wishing absolute extinction on this crap-hole of a species. Is there any use for their kind? Doesn't matter. They have to die. They all have to die. There should a military research unit dedicated to just trying to force extinction on them. Just fu
This isn't my only bad spider experience. I have tons. But this one, this one was huge
, thick, long, wide. Not your normal house spider, that for fu
cking sure. And it was practically crawling underneath my feet for god knows how long. I just wanted to watch Weeds and Breaking Bad before going to bed, but now I gotta declare Jihad on my own room as I clean the fu
ck out of it.