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Old 08-19-2012, 11:36 AM   #16
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this guy doesnt know where to stick it. i bet your trying to put it in her pee hole.
you must be a virgin, or never had achance to sleep with one.
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:39 AM   #17
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:41 AM   #18
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you must be a virgin, or never had achance to sleep with one.



not her perineum, not her urethral opening, not her posterior fourchetm, not her anus but sometimes, not her clitoris. but her ******l entrance.

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Old 08-19-2012, 11:50 AM   #19
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I hope you aren't 28.

He is.... and having sex with virgins


Someone call Chris Hansen!
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:53 AM   #20
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He is.... and having sex with virgins

are u trying to say she's bat shit ugly?
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:55 AM   #21
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not her perineum, not her urethral opening, not her posterior fourchetm, not her anus but sometimes, not her clitoris. but her ******l entrance.

Some girls are ridiculously tight jizzle... Some also suffer from vaginismus, where the muscles involuntarily tighten and can make penetration impossible in some cases.
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:56 AM   #22
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Some girls are ridiculously tight jizzle... Some also suffer from vaginismus, where the muscles involuntarily tighten and can make penetration impossible in some cases.
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:57 AM   #23
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are u trying to say she's bat shit ugly?

Either that, or he's cradle snatching.
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Old 08-19-2012, 11:57 AM   #24
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What's this face for? Kobe doesn't like girls impossible to penetrate?
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:00 PM   #25
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What's this face for? Kobe doesn't like girls impossible to penetrate?
Not saying I got the most experience or anything but never met a girl that was "impossible to penetrate".
And yes, Kobe does not like girls impossible to penetrate.
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:03 PM   #26
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What's this face for? Kobe doesn't like girls impossible to penetrate?
I think it's the reaction Kobe gives when he hears "impossible to penetrate"
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Old 08-19-2012, 12:05 PM   #27
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Not saying I got the most experience or anything but never met a girl that was "impossible to penetrate".
And yes, Kobe does not like girls impossible to penetrate.

I saw it on that embarrassing bodies show, they made her work with these tiny little cylindrical and gradually increase the size and try to relax while doin it.

I think it's kind of rare also so I wouldn't doubt that u have experienced it.
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serious responses please. a man needs his puzzay
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Old 08-19-2012, 04:25 PM   #29
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Trust a Miami fan not to be able to get the job done by himself. Bro, you should recruit some friends to help you.






And like a few other posters said, gotta use those fingers and stretch that pu$$y out some
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Old 08-19-2012, 04:51 PM   #30
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serious responses please. a man needs his puzzay

I've seen documentary that explains the mental issues that some girls might have. These mental issues cause them the "close down" problem on their v@gina. The "close down" problem means that there's a certain layer inside her v@gina that can't be entered; otherwise it would cause extremely pain for her. Hopefully your girl is not having any of those issues, but if she is, the best way to fix it without going to the doctors is to calm her down. Try to relax her as much as possible by making the scene more romantic, starting with oral intercourse, etc.

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