Originally Posted by EnoughSaid
So there is this girl that openly told me that she wants me to ask her to the dance, and I've wanted to as well. Any suggestions on a particular way I should do it?
Run away from your town without notifying anyone... live your life as a hermit selling junk you find across the coast of the mississippi river. Befriend a group of drifters and learn their ways. Grow a humongous beard and adopt a pet rat that you will name Spiffy. Train him to pickpocket and divert the coppers when you're in a jam.
Live without worry, day to day, but always keep the bigger picture in mind. 25 years from now, you go back to the city that birthed you. No one will recognize you because of your beard, your unberarable stench and the eyepatch that covers the rat bite on your left retina. Stake each member of your class. Kidnap each of them and store them in the damp basement of the vacant house you've decided to occupy. Kidnap the girl of your dreams and murder her husband and children if they get in your way. Bring her in the basement and force everyone at gun point to act natural and pretend its homecoming. If you play your cards right, you might even get a bit lucky *wink wink*