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Old 09-12-2012, 12:11 AM   #31
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Run away from your town without notifying anyone... live your life as a hermit selling junk you find across the coast of the mississippi river. Befriend a group of drifters and learn their ways. Grow a humongous beard and adopt a pet rat that you will name Spiffy. Train him to pickpocket and divert the coppers when you're in a jam.

Live without worry, day to day, but always keep the bigger picture in mind. 25 years from now, you go back to the city that birthed you. No one will recognize you because of your beard, your unberarable stench and the eyepatch that covers the rat bite on your left retina. Stake each member of your class. Kidnap each of them and store them in the damp basement of the vacant house you've decided to occupy. Kidnap the girl of your dreams and murder her husband and children if they get in your way. Bring her in the basement and force everyone at gun point to act natural and pretend its homecoming. If you play your cards right, you might even get a bit lucky *wink wink*
Doesn't get much more creative than this, get on it.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:13 AM   #32
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Something like:

(Will) (You) (Go) (To)
(Home-) (Coming) (With) (Me?)

Then be standing behind her with flowers. OMFG.
(If) (you) (do) (that) (you) (wont) (get) (no)



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Old 09-12-2012, 12:13 AM   #33
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Something like:

(Will) (You) (Go) (To)
(Home-) (Coming) (With) (Me?)

Then be standing behind her with flowers. OMFG.



What if she eats the cupcakes without reading them? What then, smart guy?
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:14 AM   #34
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What if she eats the cupcakes without reading them? What then, smart guy?
Reading them, she'll be too busy smashing them in his face.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:14 AM   #35
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What if she eats the cupcakes without reading them? What then, smart guy?

Well I'll make sure she sees them! I mean it's not like I'll let her touch my shit *****.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:18 AM   #36
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yall are making this way to difficult smh of course she's gonna read the cupcakes if someone brings u cupcakes don't u look at them before you eat them? and if there's writing on it of course you're gonna read the writing....

got a question tho bro, how u gonna fit those words on cupcakes lol.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:22 AM   #37
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Well I'll make sure she sees them! I mean it's not like I'll let her touch my shit *****.

I think it would be less gay if you got a bunch of guys to bukkake the words on your face
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:23 AM   #38
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yall are making this way to difficult smh of course she's gonna read the cupcakes if someone brings u cupcakes don't u look at them before you eat them? and if there's writing on it of course you're gonna read the writing....

got a question tho bro, how u gonna fit those words on cupcakes lol.

Write them extra small I guess? Shit I don't know. Homecoming's like a month away (October 12th) so I still have a week or so to really figure out what I want to do.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:25 AM   #39
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Write them extra small I guess? Shit I don't know. Homecoming's like a month away (October 12th) so I still have a week or so to really figure out what I want to do.
Good, more time to think of a better idea than freakin homemade cupcakes with messages on them.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:27 AM   #40
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Good, more time to think of a better idea than freakin homemade cupcakes with messages on them.

Well I only really started to brainstorm ideas today. So yeah still thinking.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:49 AM   #41
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Don't be a f*ggot about it and just ask her.
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Old 09-12-2012, 12:57 AM   #42
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dont overthink it because nothing will come of your relationship with her in the long run.
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:11 AM   #43
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That balloon idea was awesome, really.
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:20 AM   #44
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shit write a flow/freestyle or a poem
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:24 AM   #45
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Be creative bro, seems like you already have a few good ideas.

If you want to go over the top, go for it. Better to create a memory and look back upon something fondly.
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