Originally Posted by West-Side
The hooters got some HOT girls, I told one of them she should try modeling...she was all blushing, sitting on my lap and sh*t, "Oh you're such a sweety."...If I wasn't engaged I'd so do her. She had the sexiest lips, and those dark brown eyes...the ******s weren't that huge but she had one tight ass.
Was this your first time at Hooters, because that's not a story worth telling. Those girls would flirt with Jabba The Hut to get an extra buck on their tip. In fact, those are the guys they flirt with the most because they know they're desperate and gullible.
"Hmm...maybe if I'm real sweet to her she'll leave me her number..."
- lard ass 40 year old virgin, at Hooters for the 7th time that week (and it's only Tuesday)